It's the 4th Thursday in November and for us in the
USA our families gather together and give thanks.
Now you have the added feature of planning your
wedding, AGHHHH! You're going to get an earful of
advice. Some good, some bad, but most
tacky,wacky, and ugly. Smile politely, take notes,
but Monday you'll be looking for adoption papers
because no way are you related to these
Now as I make light of family imperfections you must
pay close attention at these gatherings. They
are great sources of information.
- You see your cousin who is over weaved, under
dressed and over aged. Trust, her wedding outfit will
be even worse.
- Who drinks too much, then wants to get into a
cussing match with a 3 year old.
- You are sure his sister mated with the devil
because her 5 year old is possessed.
- Some family members have special needs, like
dietary, handicapped, or they're just idiots. What
the case, make the necessary adjustments.
- Can't we all just get along? No, and don't try to
solve a feud that's been going on since God left
Chicago. Seat them as far away as possible, even if
it is your mother and father.
The above advice is meant to make you giggle,
laugh out loud, and take a look at your family with
Remember, they created you and you are a well
adjusted, balanced, and sane individual. Getting
married means you are well on
your way to creating your own pathological legacy.
Just wait your time will come.
Thanks For Reading and Have a Happy Thanksgiving!
Cassandra Bromfield's Company