A few years ago we had magnetic signs which we attached to our company vans for the purpose of mobile advertising. The white Chevy Express van had a particularly large, colorful sign with an orchid photo and "Oak Hill Gardens" emblazoned on it.
One day, coming back from a delivery, I stopped at the liquor store to stock up for a rather large party that we were to be hosting in our "lodge" building.
I wheeled my nearly full shopping cart to the
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Where do you think the
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back of the van. As I was unloading it, I noticed a gentleman out of the corner of my eye who seemed to be looking at me. He glanced back and forth between the sign on the van and the pile of beer and wine cases that I was transferring. I looked up at him. He said, straight-faced, "You give that to the plants?" Without hesitating, I replied, "Oh, yeah! It's kind of expensive, but the plants love it! It does take them several days to sober up, though...."
Instead of laughing at me, the poor guy said, "Really?"
As Hermann is fond of saying, "It takes all kinds....." And I believe it was Abe Lincoln who said, "You can fool SOME of the people ALL of the time...."
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Psygmorchis pusilla
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Anyway, it was Liese's Tip of the Month for April that jogged this memory. She explains below that there are far cheaper and more beneficial ways to provide moisture and nutrition for your orchids than wasting your valuable spirits!
Also, you'll want to check out the
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Special immediately below. Seven (7) different mounted miniature orchids can be had for very low prices!
SHOW PRE-ORDERS: Those of you going to the following two shows can take advantage of our on-going "10% off on all show pre-orders" offer. Save the shipping and handling charges as well by pre-ordering!
Houston Orchid Society Show
at the Houston Museum of Natural Science
April 16-17, 2011
*deadline for ordering is April 12th*
(because the museum takes 10% of our sales at this show, pre-orders must be "pre-paid" by credit card to be eligible for the 10% discount)
AOS Trustees Meeting and Show
at the Shreveport Convention Cntr/Hilton Hotel
Shreveport, LA
April 28 - May1, 2011
*deadline for ordering is April 25th*
See you at the shows!
Greg