Rivers of Honey May Day Celebration
May 1st 2009
Doors @ 8pm; Show @ 9pm
WOW Cafe Theater 59-61 E.4th St (bet. 2nd & Bowery)
$10

Featuring:
Shontina Vernon (songstress)
Jennifer Cendana Armas (poeta extraordinaire)
exHotic other... of Brown Girls Burlesque
The Ayoj Llewop Body Politic Dancers
Vaimoana Niumeitolu (poet, painter, actor & founder of Mahina Movement)
Lailati Nar (Painter/ Fine Artist)
Hannabiell & Yilis (Drumming the Beats to your heart)
Hosted by Alison Roh Park

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The Tongan (American) Creation Myth
For my American Tongan generation, For our youth
written by
vaimoana litia makakaufaki niumeitolu,
Harlem, NY
April 26, 2009

MYTH:
We want Jesus, Our hair blown out, football and Paris Hilton
to save us
Britney, Miley, MTV and Hollywood dreams
to inspire us
We like that Urban Outfitters and Old Navy
steal our vivid, flower patterns
for their Summer Collections
So we can wear "our culture" and share it with "others"
We are a coooooooooooooooooool people
Shaaaaaaka Brada, Hang Loose
Come be with us!
Let's have a Luau Office Party!
We are Hip and Laid back Folks
Chillllll, We are Sexy and Happy Natives

TRUTH is:
Our patterns are depressing
We have no collections or recollection
of our history
We hate ourselves
We hate our thickness
We hate our bigness
We hate our brownness
We hate you
We are tired and need a vacation
Somewhere else
We Laugh at FOBS
and hope and pray for
thin noses, thin thighs
thin lives
Hiding
we grew up on
spam, pork, corn beef, vienna sausages,
white wonder bread and
white is supreme wonderfulness
Forgetting
We were raised
on the strength & courage
of our parents
who are FOBS
Our Aunties and Uncles
FOBS
Our cousins, our sisters, our brothers,
FOBS
We are ashamed of who we are
with Pride

TRUTH is:
Our hair no longer grows long
We despise the curl, the thickness
The wideness, the broadness
We want to be lighter in all ways:
weight, skin tone, mind capacity
We think reading is the "Palangi way"
We think education is "not a part of us"
while Epeli Hou'ofa passes away

MYTH:
We are Exotic Fantasies
We appreciate that "South Pacific" is a revival at Lincoln Center
We are Safe, Secure and Smiling
Our Future is so Bright

TRUTH is:
We are definitely not Exotic Fantasies
but carry these myths in our palms
like its our reality
We are bored with each other
We still have blonde dreams and blue eyed fantasies
We crave to be wrapped into George Washington--he excites us
We have attitude (not fierce or good)
We got "I don't want to be bothered, Leave me alone,
Who do you think you are?" attitude
We shoot each other down with guns and gossip
Smile and pretend we don't see each other or ever hear this
We sing other People's Songs & are satisfied with lipsynching
We are dying and need a revival
We are secure in not knowing
who we are

FACT:
We are actual facts
Look us up
Wikipedia got us
Yes, we do exist
even if no one has heard of us or met us in flesh
I am not the only one
This is where the real test in Faith should be in
Ourselves
We are real, live and direct
We are Rising Statistics in UN Conferences and Academic Papers
More Documentaries need to share this
Scientists and Economists can confirm this
Margaret Mead didn't want to mention this
Jeffery Sachs can attest to this
Brangelina wishes they can adopt this
Gauguin was afraid to paint this

We are poor
We are hungry
We are poverty
We are AIDS/HIV, hidden and shhhhhushed
and other multiple STDs and diseases that are never discussed
We tell ourselves that no one has sex
yet We are hidden rapes, teen pregnancies and whispered abortions
Diligently hoping, expecting and praying Churches to educate & forgive us
We are islands sinking--no clean ocean, no clean land--yet We still want you to come here and we still live here
We are Paradise Burning, Welcome!
We are Fishmerman who don't have any fish to fish
there is no more fish in the sea yet We are still Fisherman
We are Hurt, Lost and never found Navigators
We are broken inner compasses with no set maps or direction
We are just waiting for the next "Whale Rider " movie to premier at Sundance and Cannes, So we CAN finally get some airtime on a major network, be written up in a magazine and say we got some "representation"
say we got sumtin because we are a "nothing people"
We are a " What ARE our natural resources?" No oil can be found here, Our Leaders wish we had some-we only got coconuts, mangos, pineapples and sugarcane people
We are struggling to survive & wishing for American dollars and Euros to invest here, we want your money and will take it monarchy
We are Turtles with plastic soda rings around our necks and backs, We are deformed toxic reefs, seaweed and never ending waste and trash
We are the biggest Ocean--the Pacific Ocean--in the whole entire World!
with the largest dump Site on the Planet!
We want more and more countries to dump with us, it means more money for schools never built government
We are a "no one really knows us" people and we are "invisible in this world" visibly seen in friendly commercials and brochures, want one? Cleaning new hotels and condos
We go about our lives passing, never telling our stories, leave it for someone else to do and tell, Silent Storytellers
We are Oceania connected through our bloodlines with a high percentage of alcohol, diabeties and high blood pressure generation
We are a Paaaaaarty People, We praise Bob Marley and blast Reggae yet at anytime we sneer at Uliulis thinking we are better-Raise another drink and cheers to our next generation of the Pacific People in America!

TRUTH but not YET FACT:
Let us break the myths that hold us down, call us ugly
Betray each other and ourselves
Let us be our own Creators
of our own Lives
Let us re-define and re-moko on our bodies and minds
the stories of where we once belonged
Let us create our own possibilities of
who we always wanted to be
Let us create our own powerful beginnings
and navigate through these treacherous times
So more of us can have happy, fulfilled endings
Let us be our most powerful, brilliant, greatest selves
and sail through this new land of opportunity
Together
Let us make and keep our own promises with each other
In this Promised land of broken promises
Let Us believe in our own
Natural Beauty and resources of
Generosity, Kindness, Strength, and Love
Let us exist
in who we truly are
Beautiful
Community
and
Divine
Let us
create
Ourselves
Let us create
Ourselves
now