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Many alumni were very disappointed when the e-newsletter became bi-weekly and requested more frequency.  Every hour, every minute, and every second were some of the different options.  Daily seems to be a healthy choice. 

What's Up at WITS
March 21 Purim
WITS Purim Collage 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Hundreds of WITS Alumni have returned to WITS to spend Purim back in WITS.  It might be Friday morning already, but hop on a plane and join the fun.  Chartered jets are available from most major airports. The dancing is just starting to pick up. 
In This Issue
Daily Donation Club
Purim Pictures
Next years 2 on 2
Dvar torah
Alumni Making a Difference
 
Jarel James
Jarel James(son of the famous Charles James)
is an excellent ball player like his father, starting a sophomore for the Nicolet varisty squad.
The WITS Alumni Team is recruiting him for next year's game.
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Purim Fundraising Campaign
 
We our only 47 alumni away from our goal of 50 alumni giving $100 gifts this Purim to WITS Alumni Scholarship.  Click on this paypal link to donate $100 to WITS for PurimDonate
 Daily Donation Club
What is better than seeing WITS on your credit card statement every month? Seeing it every day.  If every alumnus gives a dollar a day, WITS will net $292,000 annually. Go to the new donation page and sign up for the monthly or contact me at alumni@witsyeshiva.com for more information about the daily. 
Thank you to Bill Gates and Warren Buffet for joining the monthly club.  Steve Jobs is waiting for better times at Apple to join.  I will let you know when he jumps on board the WITS monthly donation club. 
 
WITS Purim Pictures
Pictures are available at witsalumni.com
Enjoy and thank you to everyone for sending in their pictures.
 Next year's 2 on 2 Tournament
 
jordanNBA stars have been calling WITS off the hook to try and get into the WITS Alumni tournament next year.  Michael Jordan, Glenn Robinson, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar are some of the many that want to follow Marty Conlon's lead and try and defeat the Winters.
 Purim Dvar Torah by Rabbi Yehudah Prero(Class of 1989)
 

We know that Purim is a time of great joy. It is also a time when people don't take things just as seriously as they do the rest of the year. It is in this vein that Rabbi Mendel Zlotnick wrote this as a  guest contributor to a "special" Purim issue of Yom Tov that I published. And just remember, you never know from where you can learn something!!! With that note...

 

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"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

All the king's horses and all the king's men

Couldn't put Humpty together again."

 

This passage has caused much speculation and debate amoung the commentators. What was so "great" about Mr. Dumpty's fall? Why did he sit on the wall in the first place? It is commonly accepted that Mr. Dumpty was an egg. That being the case, how does an egg sit, anyway?

 

These questions are really for men much greater than we to deal with. In this humble composition, we will attempt to deal with two other questions: 1) Considering that Mr. Dumpty was a giant egg, he must have literally shattered into a gazillion pieces and lost many pints of yolk. Why did they even attempt to put him together again? Even Krazy Gluing a vase that has broken into two or three pieces is beyond the ability of most mortals! 2) Whatever reason that the king's men might have had to attempt to reconstruct Humpty Dumpty does not explain the actions of the king's horses: Why did _they_ bother to try and help the unfortunate egg? Everyone knows that horses do not have that much manual dexterity. They do not even have opposable thumbs! Or hands for that matter!

 

The answer is that we can learn a tremendous lesson from the entire Humpty Dumpty affair. We learn how far the Mitzva of Chessed - the commandment to do kindness to your fellow man (or fellow egg, as it were), goes. Those of the earlier generations were so great that not only kings, but even the king's men - nay, even horses! - did what ever they could to help others. Even here, where it was clearly a futile attempt, an effort that was doomed to fail from the outset, they tried to help - so great was their desire to do kindness - the Mitzva of Chessed.