This is a horrifying true story, perfect for Halloween. On October 18, 2011, the following happened.
The phone rings at my office, "Ring, ring"
Me: "Hello, thank you for calling The Center: Natural Health Specialists. This is Quinn. How can I help you?"
Insurance company: "Hello. This is Shelia with [insurance company name omitted to protect the guilty]. Are we reaching The Center: Natural Health Specialists?
Me: "Yes, you are. Can I help you?"
Insurance company: "Yes, we need your office's contact information."
Me: "Sure, do you need the address?"
Insurance company: "No, we have that. We need the phone number."
Me: "...I'm pretty sure you already have that."
Insurance company: "Oh. Thank you. You have been very helpful. Have a great day."
Me: ????
Shocking, and hard to believe, but every word is true.
I hope you all have a fantastic fall. Be sure to take in the colors and smells of autum. It's my favorite time of year.
Sincerely,
Quinn Takei
Licensed Acupuncturist