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It's About Time - - - Another Cartoon Alert!
We hope you are having a wonderful "End of the Hot Summer." All is well here. I just now changed email programs (after 10 years) and have appx. 4000+ cartoons and movies to sift through. Eeeeek! There's some funny stuff, so let's get started:

The Latest Cartoons
Nursing Home Crafts jpg
Your File Is Missing jpg
The Confession jpg
Is it Hot Outside? jpg (xxx)
Making Pancakes flash
Hitchhiking After the age of 60 flash
A Mother's Wedding Advise flash
Beach Bowling Game flash game for the bored or retired


Squeezing Mop Bucket
Bartender and a Bucket

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.
A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the heck out of my balls."

The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

Special Thanks to Barry in Australia for this one!

The Motel RoomA Teenager at the Mall

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court when I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked,
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

The old man did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if
you were my son."

Special Thanks to Dorman!


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