AngryWoman
Newsletter - October/November 2011

CLEANING
CONFIDENTIAL
REVIEW: Eureka AirSpeed Gold Vacuum  

 

I used to think that you couldn't get a decent vacuum cleaner for under $200. Eureka's new AirSpeed Gold proves me wrong. 

 

Read the AirSpeed Gold review here... 

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Cleaning Quickie
of the Month:
 
Forget hospital corners!
They don't make any difference, nobody sees them, and only Martha Stewart cares.

See more Cleaning Quickies here. ________________  

Relationship Tip
of the Month:
 
A birthday DON'T for her

"Her special day" will become "your recurring nightmare" if you give her anything even remotely resembling a Bally Total Fitness Thigh Toner or a Buns of Steel DVD.
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THE EX FILES 

Housekeeping horror stories about ex (or current!) spouses.

Dave writes: DEAR C.L.A.M. - I just did the laundry and accidentally turned my wife's prized cashmere sweater into a pilly, doll-sized handwarmer. What should I do?"

C.L.A.M. replies: "Is your passport up to date? Leave the country asap.

Send your Ex Files stories to  tom@cleanlikeaman.com.

The Men Commandments Thou Shalt Clean Faster,
Smarter & Better
Ch.4
 

Moses, parting the clutter

in his living room.

 

"No Eating"

It's antithetical to your goals.

 

Check out all the Men Commandments

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C.L.A.M. News
Green cleaning tips may save planet!
No, don't thank us. Your happiness - and
the survival of our species - is all that matters.

For years, Clean Like a Man's R&D division has been Kid w/ puppydeveloping environmentally-friendly housekeeping tips designed to protect Earth's fragile ecosystems, thereby saving human civilization as well as cute, fuzzy animals like bunnies and puppies. It's a huge job but hey... somebody's gotta do it.

So now it's up to you. Please check out these green cleaning tips.

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Letter from Canada: What about central vacuum systems? 
Hey C.L.A.M.,
I'm reading the vacuum cleaner section of your book and you don't even mention built-in vacuum systems. Should I give up on my central vac and go buy a canister?  -Amy, Kelowna, British Columbia

Hey Amy,
Central vacuum systems are uncommon in the U.S. but very popular in Canada. They sure sound convenient, but installation can be $500 or more. Right now I'm using a new upright model that offers more suction than I imagine a central vac system could and easily moves from room to room and cleans EVERYTHING well thanks to three innovative features.
See the Eureka AirSpeed product review here.

 

Media Spotlight
Lights, camera, ACTION... 

C.L.A.M. videos on the way!   

(HOLLYWOOD) Clean Like a Man author Tom McNulty will  

Nicholson
You CAN handle the truth!

soon start shooting and posting brief but dramatic instructional videos on CleanLikeaMan.com.

 

They'll offer guy-friendly housekeeping tips, tricks and shortcuts, answer questions from viewers, and feature the occasional dance number.

 

Fans will be alerted on premiere day! No autographs, please! 

 

 Photo of the Month
Angelo's life continues to be perfect.
Angelo on bed
What's not to like?

Daily dog park visits, declawed cats to chase, plenty of good food, and being an "only dog." With all that, adopted Aussie Shepherd Angelo knows that he has a great existence and sleeps every night with visions of gigantic Milk Bones dancing in his head.

If he could, though, Angelo would eliminate puppy mills and homelessness for canines to make everything ideal. He can't but you can.

 Dear Martha...

The author's bi-monthly letter to his role model, Martha Stewart. 

 

Martha Stewart

Dear Martha,

 

Hope you're well. It's been a while since I've written...sorry. Thanks for having me on Martha Stewart Living Radio in NY in August. I was hoping you'd be in studio that day, but they said you had some flower-arranging seminar in The Hamptons. Oh well, maybe next time.

 

Your pal,

 

Tom
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