AngryWoman
Newsletter - June 2011
CLEANING
CONFIDENTIAL
Relationship Tip of the Month:

A birthday "don't" for her 

"Her special day" will become "your recurring nightmare" if you give her anything even remotely resembling a Bally Total Fitness Thigh Toner.

 See more Relationship Tips.  ______________ 

Cleaning Quickie of the Month:

Remote control roundup 

Calling all clickers! Store all your remotes on end in a small box or circular container. It saves tabletop space and keeps 'em all in one place, easy to find (for a change).

 See more Cleaning Quickies here.  ______________  

THE EX FILES 
These are housekeeping horror stories about ex (or current!) spouses.

This month, Bananarama!
Kelly says she spotted a banana peel in her boyfriend's bombed-out bathroom...SIX MONTHS after he "threw it away."  Full story here...

Send your Ex Files stories to  tom@cleanlikeaman.com.

The Men Commandments Thou Shalt Clean Faster,
Smarter & Better
Ch.4
 

Moses, parting the clutter

in his living room.

 

For June: "Get Started"

Just grab some rags, Mr. Clean, a broom, etc. Start spraying and keep moving. It's housekeeping, not brain surgery.

Check out all the Men Commandments

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 Fun Corner

PERSONALS

To M. Stewart -
I totally agree... anything less than 600 thread count is tres bourgeoise!

LIMERICK

In spring it's high time for a sweep,

If a neat little home you do keep.

Wipe down all the dust

Clean walls are a must!

And for this a nice summer you'll reap.

-Barbara Woellner, Clearwater, FL


C.L.A.M. News
New Food Pyramid for Men

MINNEAPOLIS - The crack research team at Clean Like a Man Labs has unveiled a realistic model for the male diet. And it sho' am good...














 

That's just the very top. See the rest of it here!  

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World's largest dust bunny rolls into South Florida

Scary_bunny
Got carrots?

  

MIAMI - Housekeeping was "all the buzz" here after a humungous dust bunny was spotted under a South Beach bed last week.  

 

The novelty wore off pretty quickly because Florida is, after all, a place where cockroaches grow year 'round. So the discovery of a science fiction-sized dust bunny didn't really surprise anyone . 


 Photo of the Month
 .AngeloPillow
Angelo, aka "the new dog," likes to eat pillows and he's not really that ashamed of it.

Public Service Announcement: Fight puppy mills!

 

Media Spotlight

ManOfTheHouse.com C.L.A.M.'s favorite web site.

It's hip, informative and home to many exclusive Clean Like a Man columns. The latest one: 

"How to Fight With Your Wife.

   

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