Brown Bag Parties by Stacey
Brown Bag Parties by Stacey
April 2010 Newsletter

Hoppy Spring! Oops...I mean HAPPY spring! ;) Sorry, I have bunny rabbits on my mind...keep reading to find out why!
I hope everyone is enjoying this beautiful weather we have been having, with the birds chirping, the bees buzzing, and the bunnies hopping around the yard.
With Brown Bag Party, I witness these events daily, and you are sure to be seeing some rabbits hopping around Brown Bag Party this month offering some hoppin' extravagant discounts!
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  • Vibrators don't have problems with gas ... Nor do they hog the remote ... Nor the computer!
  • We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut.
  • Vibrators never go limp and rubbery, you simply replace the batteries when it tires.
  • Position is your choice, not his.
  • You don't have to suck it.
  • It works "while" the sports games are on.
  • It always is hard.
  • It doesn't leave a mess behind.
  • You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it.
  • It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs.
  • It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards.
  • You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home.
  • You don't have to cook it breakfast and pretend to be interested in it the next morning.
  • You can throw them in a drawer and only take them out when you want to!
  • They don't get tired after the first time.
  • They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you are in the mood.
  • Vibrators don't prematurely ejaculate.
  • Safe sex without a rubber.
  • Vibrators last as long as YOU want them to last.
  • You don't have to put up with the shit, just turn it off when you get done with it !
  • As long as you have a new pack of energizers the vibrator can keep going and going and going!
  • Vibrators do what you want them to do at ALL times!
  • Vibrators are portable so you can do it anytime anywhere you want!!
  • They never ask how they were.
  • They don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you.
  • You don't have to dress up for your vibrator.
  • You don't have to stroke its ego.
  • They never wake up at 4 a.m. asking for another get-go.
  • It doesn't leave a wet spot...but YOU might!
  • You can carry it with you at all times, and not feel obligated to feed it.
  • It doesn't require "a little lip action" to get hard
  • It has no problem finding the "g spot."
  • You know exactly where its been.
Hoppin' Extravagant Discounts!
          Nubby Rabbit, Rabbit Pearl, Platinum Touch, Wild Hare Bullet
April Contest
Brown Bag Party is offering a contest to its consultants. I am on a mission to sell the most of one or each of the items to the right, and this is VERY beneficial to you!
You can view the items in detail by clicking on the item name below.
Your Price: $41.40
List Price: $69.00
Your Price: $29.40
List Price: $49.00
Your Price: $51.00
List Price: $85.00
Your Price: $11.70
List Price: $19.50
If you would like to receive any or all of these items at the discounted price, you must contact me directly rather than ordering thru my website. You will not get the discount on my site. Also please note that this offer is only valid thru Brown Bag Parties by Stacey. 
You will be responsible for taxes and shipping. This offer is not valid with any other offer, and will expire on April 30, 2010.
As always, if you are interested in hosting or learning more about the following, contact me via text/phone, or email. Remember, as a hostess, you will receive a FREE gift from me, a 20% shopping spree, a 1/2-priced item, the monthly hostess exclusive, and future hostess discounts!
As a Brown Bag Party consultant, you earn 50% commission right from the start, no matter which kit your startup with! Our kits start as low as $89! Ask me how you can earn your kit for FREE, and get ready to start your own business!
Brown Bag Parties by Stacey
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Stacey Bostian-Romance Consultant
Brown Bag Parties by Stacey