Valentine's Day Joke
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.
He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?", asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer", the man replies.
|Special Offer For My Customers
|This month, being Valentine's Day and seeing red and pink hearts everywhere, I am offering 25% off any and every item in the catalog/website, which has any of the following characteristics:
- Shaped like a heart
- Has the word "Heart", "Pink", or "Red" in the title or description
- Has a picture of a heart on the item
- Has the color pink (not including the Domestic Diva label)
- Has the color red
In order to get this offer, you must contact me directly with your order. This offer is only valid through Brown Bag Parties by Stacey. This offer is NOT valid with the "February Sales".
|Product of the Month
|Our amazing Domestic Diva self-heating heart will heat up to 130 degrees on its own. It will remain hot for up to 30 minutes. Reuse 100's of times for sore muscles, cramps or during a relaxing massage. This can also be used for colicy babies, arthritis, hot hands at food ball games, etc.
Item: 161 -$14.00
Remember, this item is 25% off during the month of February!
See above for other qualifying products!
Products that go along great with the Hearts of Fire for a relaxing massage:
|52 Fascinating Facts about Love...
The above link will take you to a website with some random facts about love. The information is very interesting!
|Birthday and Anniversary Specials
Would you like to receive a special gift during your birthday and/or anniversary month? If so, email me
with your first and last name and your birthday and/or anniversary information.
|Testimonials and Questions & Answers
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