Greetings!
We only have a few weeks left to sell off the last 30,000 used books at our Warehouse Clearance Sale, so they're all priced to move:
Gold is $13,859.36/pound;
Filet mignon is $20.00/pound (at Guerra's on Taraval);
The current issue of The New Yorker is $14.40/pound;
Jujubes are $9.44/pound;
Uncle Ben's brown rice is $3.36/pound; and
all used books at our Warehouse Clearance Sale are $0.99/pound.
If you agree that books are more valuable than Jujubes, please come browse the grand finale of our sale store at 248 Clement (@4th Ave.). The store is better organized than it has ever been, and a quick check this morning showed many good reads still on the shelves.
PS PLEASE help staunch any rumors you may hear about Green Apple Books going out of business; only our temporary Warehouse Clearance Sale at 248 Clement is closing.
Check back for even further reductions as this final fortnight or so turns into the final days.
