Vacationing Golfer ------------------
A vacationing golfer was out playing on a course that he had never
played before. He hired a caddie from the pro shop to show him the
layout of the course, and help him decide what shots to play.
On the first tee, the golfer mis-hit his shot, and it dribbled
forward about 15 yards. He was slightly embarrassed, but determined to
play a better second shot. He hit his second shot into the bordering
fairway, and his third shot into a sand trap. By the time he holed out
on this Par 4, he was 6 over par.
The man turned to his caddie and said, "Well, I have never played this badly before!"
To which the caddie replied, "I didn't realize you had played before, sir."
================= Golf In Heaven
Bart and Art have been a twosome on the links every day since
they've been retired. One day, as they're putting on their golf shoes
in the clubhouse, they get into a conversation about heaven and whether
there are any golf courses there. They make a pact. The first one to
die will come back and tell the other one. Bart dies first, and sure
enough, comes back to visit Art.
Art says, "Well are there any golf courses in heaven?"
"I have good news and I have bad news," says Bart.
"We have the ultimate golf course in the sky and tournament which starts tomorrow."
"So what's the bad news?"
"You're my partner!"
