Jordan Associates Newsletter
Helping You To Take Advantage of The Internet To Build Your  Business, Keep In Touch And Enjoy Life   January 2010
In This Issue
Welcome MMX
Straight From Bobby
Betcha' Didn't Know
The Lignter Side

Hank's Thoughts
HJ Head Outdoors 

Well, Yes --
 It Really Is MMX. 
What are we going to do about it?

One thing is certain - we can't roll back the clock.  It's not like changing from daylight to standard time, or anything like that.  We are now living in a new year.

What's more, we are living in a new culture with instant communication, instant gratification, and often instant loss of attention by those we try to reach when they are multitasking.  These are but a few of the new cultural realities we have to deal with, like it or not.

Fruit computers and accessories, berry telephones, pretty cell phones that do just about everything electronically that we used to do independently, including taking movies and still photos - we even have hand-held electronic devices to read, instead of books.  They're all part of what's happening in this, the last year of the first decade of the new century - the century we all grew up in and lived through.

We Shall Cope!

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Twenty Ten -- A New Opportunity

It's already a new decade!  Time to refresh, review, take a deep breath and enjoy the opportunity to do the things we have been putting off.

Have A Prosperous 2010
For your enjoyment -- here is my favorite poem, penned many decades ago by the revered Scotsman Robert Browning.  (I am half Scotch and half Irish -- the two sets of genes battle each other.  The Irish half wants to party with friends and spend money.  The Scotch half says "Shut up you fool - Work hard and save your money.")

The year's at the spring
And day's at the morn:
Morning's at seven;
The hillside's dew-pearled;
The lark's on the wing;
The snail's on the thorn:
God's in His heaven--
All's right with the world!

An Excerpt From 'Songs of Pippa Passes'
Wrinkly Bull Dog
Betcha' Didn't Know... 
If you use the Firefox web browser or the latest Microsoft Explorer, you can increase the font size by pressing Ctrl +

A snail can sleep for three years (and so can a lot of teenagers)

STEWARDESSES is the longest word you can type with only the left hand. LOLLIPOP is the longest word typed with only your right hand.

What's the only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned, processed,
cooked, or in any other form?  Answer: Fresh Lettuce.
Cat with RoseOn The Lighter Side

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind. . . .W. C. Fields

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?  He's all
right now.

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