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                   Newsletter 32-Christmas Special
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TipOfTheWeekTop Tax Tip

The National Insurance system works differently for directors.

NI for directors is calculated on a year to date basis, therefore a director can earn �5,715 (2010/11) before either the director or the company are due to pay any NI.

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If you need any help regarding this, please click here or ring us on 0800 612 2008

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QuoteOfTheWeekQuote Of The Week

"Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake"


Napolean Bonaparte  (Military and political leader of France and for a time ruler of much of Europe, 1769 - 1821)


JokeOfTheWeek
Joke of the Week


Q: Why are they putting the accountants at the bottom of the ocean?


A: They found out that deep down we're really not so bad.
  

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Greetings! 


Firstly everyone from Keepers would like to wish you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy and prosperous New Year.


So before you all head off for your Christmas Break to indulge in the obligatory MiChristmas ballballsnce Pie, Christmas Pud and Roast Turkey  all washed down with Snow Ball (or seasonal drink of your choice), make sure you watch this video. (Warning: Very funny!)


Our Client Spotlight this week features The Marquis of Granby, in Sompting.


Without further delay, the winner of the last brainteaser from Newsletter 31 was Bryan Marriott from Expose Designs Ltd.


Brainteaser Question and Answer issue 31


The Question with the answer for the Brainteaser from the last issue is


Question:

The following number is the only one of its kind.  Can you figure out what is so special about it?:  


8,549,176,320.


The answer being:
It's the only number that contains all of the digits in alphabetical order.


The sponsor of this week's BrainTeaser is the all-new Marquis of Granby. They are offering a meal for two as the prize (Not including Christmas day).


The first correct answer in our email box wins the prize.


Christmas IconsA Christmas tree seller has �25.83p in his till.
It is made up of 4 different coins.
There are the same number of each coin.

�1 coin is the highest coin to be used, so the available coins are: 1p, 2p, 5p, 10p, 20p, 50p, and �1.

Which 4 coins are used and how many of them are there?


Click here to email us the answer!
With Christmas, a lot of people forget very important deadlines. Just as well you have us to remind you, really!

Be sure to remember these dates:
  • Self Assessments are due 31st January 2011
  • The VAT rate increases on 4th January 2011
  • Anyone with a year end of 31st March 2010, your accounts need to be in, and any tax needs to be paid, by 31st December 2010

ClientSpotlightCocoalocoClient Spotlight - The Marquis of Granby

 

This Christmas, Neil Higgins would like to welcome you to the newly refurbished Marquis of Granby.


The refurbishment brought contemporary design together with keeping the warmth and comfort of the local inn, and our open fires are sure to keep you cosy. Comfortable leather seating, an extensive wine list, good food and ales, catering facilities, entertainment, sports bar and dining areas The Marquis of Granby provides luxury and comfort like no other pub in the area. See our Gallery for more pictures.


We can cater for all your functions, everything from a small gathering/buffet lunch to weddings, parties, Remembrance teas, wakes, children's parties, daytime events, business meetings or training, regular keep fit class? Whatever you need, please just let us know.


We have a large, fully fitted marquee with lighting, dance floor, bar, tables & chairs and patio area.

Our experienced event co-ordinator, Trish, can help make your day really special with balloons, table decorations, wedding favours, room themes, disco, band, entertainment, karaoke and much more.......


To get in the Christmas spirit, we have a full menu, including Christmas Dinner, available from 12-3, and 6-9 every day.


Special Christmas Day Menu


On Christmas day, there will be a special Christmas Day menu, to include champagne on arrival, a 5 course meal, and is available from 3-7 on Christmas day. The total cost of this meal is �47.95. 10% discount if you quote Keepers!


If you would like to know more about The Marquis of Granby, please visit our website, or call us on 01903 231102.





ArticleTwo Cold weather 'threatening small businesses'


The continuing snow and icy weather conditions are jeopardising the future of hundreds of small businesses across the UK, business groups have warned.


The Centre for Economics and Business Research (CEBR) told the BBC as many as 800-900 small businesses were under threat as a result of the cold snap.


Businesses where cashflow is vital, such as bars and restaurants, are really suffering, it said.


To read more of this article, click here.



ComedyComedy Zone

Top 10 Ways To Make Doing Your Taxes More Fun

10. Do 'em naked.


9. Instead of a restaurant receipt, send them leftovers from the meal in question. 


8. Frequent use of the word "eleventeen." 


7. Claim a deduction, do a shot!
 

6. In "For Office Use Only" area write "Approved. Send refund immediately."

 

To read more of this article, click here.
 

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Samantha & Chris


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