A briefing on stuff you're interested in, but too embarrassed to admit. November 11, 2009
Campaign for the
Perfectly Groomed Man
Land sakes, Gillette is at it again! They want our men to shave
every inch of their bodies, and they are not giving up until we have a
nation of hairless hammerheads!
First came the manscaping campaign
telling our boys they should shave their privates because "The tree
looks taller when there is no underbrush." Evidently that metaphor
didn't work, because now, Gillette's launching a new campaign called
The BodycruZade, recruiting women to demand that men "make life
smoother" for them.
"Entourage" actress, Emmanuelle Chriqui, is
the campaign manager, and encourages women to join the campaign by
sending a clever, customized video to that special someone, giving them
a fake award for "The Perfectly Groomed Man."
My-oh-my, just look at that video, it must be downright torture for men not to run
right out and shave themselves like sheep! Why, the BodycruZade
campaign office looks like a Playboy bunny audition room!
Now, I have several more questions about this, as you can imagine, so follow me to the whole story and let's get to the bottom of this, no pun intended.