1. Did you know about this "manscaping" business?
Yes, 57%, No 43%.
2. Have you or anyone you know ever shaved his privates?
Same results as #1.
3. Did it, in fact, make the man's "tree look taller?"
No, but I may have been distracted by the bleeding - 7%
Not sure. I tried not to stare - 21%
Maybe. I couldn't help but stare - 8%
Yes, now if he would just trim his nose hair - 29%
No Responses - 36% (what a bunch of chickens!)
Evidently most of you knew about manscaping, but for none of the reasons Gillette had in mind. "It was in response to a request. For less tickling. That's all I'm saying."
Well, then, all right. Another commented on "weed wacking vs. manscaping
My favorite line was simply: "Flaccid is still flaccid."
Oh dear. Perhaps re-potting is in order? I've heard raising the bed to expose roots can help, too. Or a little eye-catching decoration to change the focal point of the garden?
Anyway, nice job, True Believers. LookinGood is going on vacation for a couple weeks, so no survey this edition. We'll get back to you at the end of the month. In the meantime, keep those cards and letters coming, folks. We especially appreciate those $100 bills.