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M.S.N. Social Events -
January 2012
Greetings!

Hopefully everyone had a safe and happy holiday season from Thanksgiving up to and including the drop of the big ball in Times Square -- Happy New Year!!!  Oh, for those Orthodox -- Merry Christmas this coming Saturday.

Speaking of Saturday -- well, it will be our Monthly Pot Luck and Social -- the theme will be "COFFEE, TEA OR ME" -- details of the event are listed below in seperate article.

I have put 2 new Poll questions regarding our eNEWSletter in the Yahoo Polls --
-- everyone, please take the time to participate in these polls.

With the start of the new year, we are seeking new event ideas, new hosts for events either in home or OUT 'n abOUT.  We have many open days on our events calendar that would welcome some sort of social event for our members.  Don't be bashfull, if you have an idea and are not sure it will "work", please feel free to contact me and we can discuss it.  Another way to "host" is to volunteer to guest host our Monthly Pot Luck and Social.  If you have a special event you would like to celebrate or promote, this might just be the place to share it with the M.S.N. "Gang."  Want to throw a Birthday Party or Anniversary Party for your sweetheart??  The monthly might be your answer to a fun party for your partner.  Again, if this is something that interests you, please contact me. 

We want to thank all of our current event hosts and when you attend a hosted event, please take the time to say "Thank you" to the host.

Many thanks go out to our volunteers that help out at our picnics, special dinners and of course the monthly pot luck -- Kitchen Krew and set up, clean up helpers.  We always need a hand and you are much appreciated -- YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE -- MUCH THANKS.

Sincerely,
 
Thom Goodrich
305-6976
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January Pot Luck and Social
Casas Adobes Church
Our Monthly Pot Luck and Social will be held on Saturday, January 7th beginning at 7PM.  The theme for January is "Coffee, Tea or Me."
 
You ask -- what????  That's right, you read it correctly! 
"COFFEE, TEA OR ME." 
 
In addition to bringing your usual favorite dish or dessert to share with fellow members and guest, I am requesting that everyone attending bring their special Coffee or Tea Cup OR their favorite "UNIQUE" brand of COFFEE or TEA in it's container.  Having one or more of these items will let you off the hook and will enter you in a special drawing for a free prize from the Prize Table.  OFF THE HOOK??  What is this you ask??  Well, if you don't bring a qualifying item, you will be asked to tell us all about yourself OR sing us a song if you don't want to talk!!  Really a simple little added twist to our fun filled Pot Luck and Social -- be sure to plan attending -- and don't forget to bring your favorite dish to share with others along with a couple bucks to feed the Pot Luck Kitty.   
 
Oh, about the Prize Table -- we are asking members to donate anythng that is NEW or LIKE NEW that you have no use for and are looking for a worthy place to "donate" the item to.  We will be holding some kind of free drawing every month -- the prizes will be items that have been donated by members or other sources.  Last month we just about gave away all of the Prize Table so we are in desperate need of any items anyone can donate!!!  (If you had Holiday Gifts that you are not going to use -- donate instead of re-gifting, remember "one mans j--k is anothers tre----e!!"  
 
Thanks much,  Thom 

~~POT LUCK CHECK LIST things to bring with you for this months event~~

1.  Your favorite dish (entre, side or dessert) enough to serve at least 8 people.

2.  EITHER:
     a.  Your favorite Coffee or Tea Cup  OR 
     b.  your favorite UNIQUE Coffee OR Tea IN ITS ORIGINAL CONTAINER.

3.  A couple $$ to feed the Pot Luck Kitty (helps buy supplies, beverages and hall rent.)

4.  Any of your books, movies, gifts you don't need, any usuable items that can be used as part of our Prize Table.  (Free Prize Table Drawing at every Monthly Pot Luck in 2012 -- help with the added fun.)

Casas Adobes Church Map
Southwest LGBT Film Festival
out in the desert
UPCOMING EVENTS FROM THE FILM FESTIVAL -- Joe Sprague

festival launch party
Well Out in the Desert 2012
Opening Night is next week.

So we Need a Launch Party
Don't Miss this One!
January 11, 2012 at 7:00 pm at Fluxx Studio 414 E 9th Str. FREE Food & Drink. No Cover Charge.
Be the first to see what films are coming to
 Out in the Desert 2012.
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festival 2012
~~2012 Film Festival TV Commercial~~ 
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Would you like FREE tickets to the Out in the Desert Film Festival 2012?

 

Well, if you volunteer for 2 programs during the festival or 6 hours outside of the festival, you will receive a FREE Ticket for a Screening of your Choice. (Opening Night, Centerpiece and Closing Night not included.)

 

We need your help - won't you give us a few hours of your time?  

 

Check out some of the jobs we need to fill.

 

Also, why not stop by our launch party Wed. Jan. 11 @ Fluxx Gallery and check out the festival program.  Have some food and drinks and then sign up to help us out.

 

Thank you.
Joe

Check Out Some of the Jobs we Need Help With.. 
 

Hospitality Coordinator

People are always saying that you're the hostess-with-the-mostest. Put that accommodating smile and sense of goodwill to use welcoming Out in the Desert's guests to Tucson. Match them with the finest of hotels, host homes, festival buddies and serve as the ultimate travel liaison.

 

Host Homes

Do you have a Fantastic Home? And don't mind guests? Though some filmmakers/actors will be able to be put up in hotels, we cannot supply accommodations for everyone. If you have a home, condo or apartment that is just FABULOUS with one or more fantastic guest rooms, and are willing to have an artist stay with you, it would be greatly appreciated! (Private rooms only please.)

 

Festival Buddies

Do you like meeting new people? Are you friends with everyone? Do you know Tucson well? Then why not be a Festival Buddy to some of our incoming guests? This includes picking them up from the airport, getting them to their hotel or host home, showing them around town and then getting them to the Theater on time. (What a better way to meet a Director or Actor!)

 

General Distribution

So you like to get around? You know all the Hot Spots in the LGBT Community? Well then we need you! Our print schedule and other promotional material outlining all of our films and events will be available at different times of the year. When we have stuff, we will need to have it distributed to bars, clubs, movie theaters, coffee shops and anywhere else in the city and suburbs that gay and lesbian film lovers may be. We need volunteers to go to locations to drop off the materials and hang posters.

 

New Media Advisor

You don't keep up with trends, they keep up with you. Be the eyes, ears and voice for what's new/now/next in LGBT cinema and art. Then put it on all of our social networks... and we mean ALL.

 

Community Criers

If you like to talk and text well then we have the job for you! Help spread the word about Out in the Desert and The Southwest LGBT Film Society - be just like the town criers of the 1700s, but in the new high-tech world of 2011. Tell everyone about our events, films, and parties however you want - MySpace, Facebook, Twitter, phone calls, email, etc. You can even carry a bell around town if you want or wear a sandwich board!

 

Volunteer Assistant

Find fun and innovative ways to recruit volunteers for Out in the Desert. Whether they are long-term volunteers, or just want to help with the festival, every volunteer is important! We need you to help us find people as crazy about LGBT cinema and art as we are, then get them to help out. You also help our Volunteer Chair manage volunteers at events and screenings.

 

Event Raffle/Silent Auction Committee Member

Be a member of a group of go-getters to help Out in the Desert raise additional funds by obtaining exciting Event raffle prizes / Silent Auction items from local and national businesses.


Theatre Manager

To you, there's no better vacation than running an international film festival or Monthly Screenings program. From making sure films start on time, to managing volunteers, and handling all the little emergencies, you're totally at home with a clip board. You are the one that makes the festival magic happen and happen smoothly. You need at the theater for your shift 30 minutes before it starts.

 

Box Office Attendants

Only you decide who gets a ticket (well, not only you, but you can tell people you're the one that gets to make all the decisions). You'll get to make everyone's day as they scramble for the last-minute tickets. You need at the theater for your shift 30 minutes before it starts.

 

Guest Services Attendant(s)

You can't help but be helpful. That's why we want you at the Festival and Screening Guest Service's table. Whether it's helping filmmakers find their way, selling passes or memberships, as well as Raffle Tickets to anxious audience members, you've got it all covered and can multi-task with the best of them. You need at the theater for your shift 30 minutes before it starts.

 

Theatre Attendants (Ushers)

Be the audience's tour guide from the time they enter our theatres to the time the credits roll. Help them to their seats, give them their program and film ballot, watch the movies with them (making sure everything looks and sounds good), and make sure they fill out their ballots. Did we mention that you get to watch the movies for FREE? You need at the theater for your shift 30 minutes before it starts.

 

Host / Hostess

You're that very special person you're the one in the spot light. You get to welcome the audience tell them a few important pieces of information, introduce filmmakers and crew as well as local business people, and than you stay in the theater to make sure everything go well. At the end of the film if there is a Q&A you make sure that runs smooth and on time. That's right you get to see the film for FREE.. You need at the theater for your shift 30 minutes before it starts.

 

Ticket Taker

You're the person at the theater door or the party door that takes the tickets and makes sure they are the correct one and that no one gets in with out one. You also assistant if it looks like a sell out by checking on the number of seats left. Once the film starts you're welcome to join the audience and watch the film for FREE. You need to be at the theater for your shift 30 minutes before it starts.

 
 
Notes From Joseph Keller - - 

HI,

Looking ahead for an outing for February, I see there is nothing currently on the calendar for the afternoon of 10 FEB.  Put me down to host a lunch and museum visit to the TMA new exhibit.

Frida Kahlo: Through the Lens of Nickolas Muray

It will run from January 28, 2012 to June 3, 2012 but I would like to host our group on February 10th. 

I am thinking that the Cafe A La C'Arte may be getting old for some of the guys and am open to suggestions for a different, nearby location for lunch.  Ideas welcome.

In MARCH, let's schedule an outing to the PCC west campus for the playCURTAINS, @ 7:30PM.   I know we can get a senior/group discount on these tickets and will let everyone know about this.  Rather than trying for dinner as a group before the play, I think a desert stop afterward will be better.  Any suggestions other than IHOP?  Suggestions most welcome.

I will get you a note to go into the bulletin for each of these very soon.

 

Have a great day!
Joseph Keller

Thanks much Joseph we look forward to these events.
Tuesday Night Movies - -

Tuesday Night Movies have returned with the return of Bill and Darrin -- Welcome back guys!!

Tuesday, January 10th, 2012
7:00am - 9:00am
Tuesday Nite Movie "Best in Show" (2000) Bill & Darrin 396-9295
Please call to attend.

Best In Show

The owners (and handlers) of five show dogs head for the Mayflower Kennel Club Dog Show. A film crew interviews them as they prepare for the trip, arrive at Philly's Taft Hotel, and compete. The dog show brings out the essence of the humans. Who will be best in show?
 
 

Tuesday, January 24 2012
7:00pm - 9:00pm
Tuesday Nite Movie "Howl" (2010) Bill & Darrin 396-9295
Please call to attend.
Howl

It's San Francisco in 1957, and an American masterpiece is put on trial. Howl, the film, recounts this dark moment using three interwoven threads: the tumultuous life events that led a young Allen Ginsberg to find his true voice as an artist, society's reaction (the obscenity trial), and animation that echoes the poem's surreal style./
 
Sunday Dinner OUT

Sunday, January 8, 2012
6:30pm - 8:30pm
Dinner OUT Famous Dave's Davis 325-4754

Dave's 4564 N Oracle

Please call to attend. Davis 325-4754 wilcoxgay@gmail.com


Yes, it is a chain, but Brushfire can be too small and the food is plentiful and good! We haven't been there since September so let's give the place another try.

Sunday, January 15, 2012
6:30pm - 8:30pm
Dinner OUT Canyon's Crown Pub Davis 325-4754

6958 E Tanque Verde

Davis 325-4754 wilcoxgay@gmail.com


Now, how many British pubs are in Tucson?

We've been here twice before over the past two years. The first time we drew a crowd, The second time we didn't.

This place deserves a crowd and we are headed back--yes--by request! There is nothing over priced on the menu. They serve pub fare, salads, and plain old bar food. A good meal is under $15 and many dishes are under $10. This is a locally owned business with a friendly staff and it deserves our support so come and join us!

Sunday, January 22, 2012
6:30pm - 8:30pm
Dinner OUT Lotus Garden -Davis 325-4754

5975 E. Speedway Blvd.

Please call to attend. Davis 325-4754 wilcoxgay@gmail.com
Cantonese and szeschwan --

This was so well loved when last visited, we've scheduled it again. Come and join the fun!

Sunday, January 29 2012
6:30pm - 8:30pm
Dinner Out My Big Fat Greek Restaurant Davis 325-4754 wilcoxgay@gmail.com

7131 E. Broadway Blvd

The food is good, reasonably priced, and we haven't been here in over a year! We've always drawn a crowd in the past. Enjoy good Greek food at reasonable prices on the east side.

Upcoming Events
Our Events Calendar
January Pot Luck and Social
Southwest LGBT Film Festival
From Joseph Keller
Tuesday Night Movies
Sunday Dinner OUT
Events and Hosts

Monthly Pot Luck the 7th

Thursday Bowling on 5th, 12th, 19th, 22nd

Triangle Tribe on 5th, 12th, 19th, 22nd

Charades on 6th

Dinner OUT on 8th

Monday Bowling on 9th, 16th, 23rd, 30th

Trivial Pursuit on 9th

Tuesday Night Movie the 10th

OUT In The Desert Launch Party on 11th

Coffee with the Bears on 11th, 18th, 25th

Pinochle on 14th, 21st, 28th

Dinner OUT on 15th

Gay Men's Book Club

Bridge on 19th

Dinner OUT on 22nd

Tuesday Night Movie the 24th

Bridge on 25th

Dinner OUT on 29th 



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Lloyds Jokes - -

03/08/2006
Subject: Grandpa

 

BEST GRANDPA JOKE OF THE YEAR

 

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.

 

He approached a uniformed policeman and said,

 

 "I've lost my grandpa."

 

The cop asked, "What's he like?"

 

The little boy replied,

 

"Jack Daniels and women with big boobies.

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03/11/2006 

Subject: FW: The Caves

 

Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the woods,

all of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to 

the mouth of a small cave.

Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and 

then he listened very closely until he heard an answering,

"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"   

He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. 

The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian

 

what that was all about. Was the other Indian crazy or


what?

No," said the Indian. "It is our custom during mating 

season when Indian men see cave, they call 'Wooooo!

 

Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an

 

answer back, it means there is a girl in there waiting


to mate."

Just then they saw another cave. the Indian ran up to 

the opening of the cave, stopped, and hollered,


Woooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

Immediately, there was an answering "Wooooo!Wooooo! 

Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave. He tore off his


clothes and ran into the cave.

The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a 

while, and then he came upon a great big cave. As he

 

looked in, he was amazed at the size of the huge

 

opening, he was thinking, "Oh, man! Look at the size

 

of this cave! It's bigger than those the Indians

 

found. There must be some really big, fine women in


this cave!"

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all 

his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and

 

closed his eyes in anticipation, and then he heard the


answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!"

With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he 

raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he

 

ran.

 

The following day, the headline of the local newspaper

 

read.....



NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN 

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03/16/2006

Subject: The Constitution

 

On Wednesday, March 1st, 2006, in Annapolis at a hearing on the proposed Constitutional Amendment to prohibit gay marriage, Jamie Raskin, professor of law at American University, was requested to testify. 


At the end of his testimony, Republican

Senator Nancy Jacobs said:  "Mr. Raskin, my Bible says marriage is only between a man and a woman.  What do you have to say about that?" 


Raskin replied:  "Senator, when you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore to uphold the Constitution.  You did not place your hand on the Constitution and swear to uphold the Bible." 


The room erupted into applause.


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03/16/2006
Subject: Meat on Fridays

Lars, a Norwegian from Cook County in northern Minnesota, was an older,
single gentleman who was born and raised a Lutheran.  Each Friday night
after work, he would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.

 

Now, all of Lars's neighbors were Catholic, and since it was Lent, they
were prohibited from eating meat on Fridays.  The delicious aroma from the
grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic
faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

 

The priest came to visit Lars, and suggested that Lars convert to
Catholicism.  After several classes and much study, Lars attended Mass,
and as the priest sprinkled holy water over Lars, he said, "You were born a
Lutheran and raised a Lutheran, but now you are a Catholic."

 

Lars's neighbors were greatly relieved.  But when Friday night arrived,
and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood, the
priest was immediately called in and, as he rushed into Lars's yard,
clutching a rosary and prepared to scold Lars, he stopped in amazement and watched.

 

There stood Lars, clutching a small bottle of water which he carefully
sprinkled over the grilling meat, and chanted, "You were born a deer,
and raised a deer, but now you are a walleye.