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In this issue, learn about our show at the Gramercy Theater, our iTunes release, and what some of our favorite rockstars resolved for the new year...
 King Hell At The Gramercy Theater (Monday, 1/25)

Gramercy Theater

King Hell @ Gramercy Theater - 1/25, 7:30pmOnce again, we've been picked to play the esteemed Gotham Rocks showcase--and this time it's at our biggest NYC venue ever, the Gramercy Theater (formerly the Blender Theater), which seats, like, 50,000 people. Really. Look at the picture! 
 
Best of all, the event is cheap. Get tix through this secure PayPal link for only $10 (they're $13 day-of-show). The tix will be waiting for you at the theater door. Here are the night's other hot acts:
 
Charetta: 6:30
King Hell: 7:30
August Infinity: 8:15
Diablo Royale: 9:00
13th Floor: 10:00
Panzie: 10:45
Rhythm & Bruise On iTunes
iTunes logoIt's official! Our new CD Rhythm & Bruise is now available on iTunes! Why'd it take so long? We dunno. It could be because Apple is wholesome, and we are not. Anyway, our cover of "Hungry Like The Wolf" is proving to be very popular, so download your copy before they're all, um, downloaded-out. And, hell, why don't ya pick up the rest of the CD too? We'll spot you the $9.99 if you're short (note: 666% repayment interest).
 
P.S. If you'd leave us a review on iTunes we'd be most appreciative! Helps us look even more popular than we are.
 
 Horns Rockstar New Year's Resolutions

So, we called all our favorite rockstars (whose numbers we totally have) to see what they were resolving for 2010. We hope their choices inspire you, or at least make you feel better about yourself.


Ozzy Drinking

Ozzy: Resolved to stop drinking, then celebrated with a drink.

Tommy Lee sans pants

Tommy Lee: We resolved for Tommy to put on some f*cking pants already. Also, we sincerely hope that's a tie hanging off his shin, or we quit.

Lemmy as Jesus

Lemmy: Resolved nothing. He pours gin on his cereal. He uses crystal meth rocks as lozenges. And he rises from the grave every god damn morning. How many more miracles do you need to see that he is The Christ, holy and perfect?

Axl Rose, fat and dressed in FUBU clothes

Axl Rose: Resolved to become even more strange.

Kiss (band) cooking apron 

Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley: Resolved to come up with some more Kiss merchandise for mom that will casse-rock-and-roll all night!

Randy Blythe

Randy Blythe: Resolved to put to rest the rumors that he is actually...

Tom Waits

...Tom Waits.

Bruce Dickinson looking drab

Bruce Dickinson: Resolved to start putting some thought into what he wears on stage.

Sebastian Bach drunk

Sebastian Bach: Also resolved to stop drinking, then clinked glasses with Ozzy.
 
P.S. It is, remarkably, hard to find a picture of Bach drinking. However, we assume that he's absolutely blasted in the above shot.
Many thanks for reading, King-Hellions. We'll see you at the Gramercy Theater!
 
Metal regards,
The bastards in King Hell!