The follow-up to the dreadfully decorated Metal Magic, the art for Projects in the Jungle is somehow more terrible. Like traveling backwards in time, this sort of regression shouldn't be scientifically possible--but here you have it. On its face, the cover looks like a children's album drawn by a horribly untalented child. (And who gives their kid a present of watercolor markers and a heavy metal demo?) Then one notices the subtle, insidious elements. For instance, the band is actually playing on Lucifer's palms. Also, the singer, who's wearing leg warmers and bikini briefs (which would make even Rob Halford giggle) appears to be trying to give himself a colonic with a palm tree (which would make even Rob Halford wonder in awe). This is the kind of drawing that gets you sent to the guidance counselor.