We're returning to Manhattan on 9/19 to shoot a  live DVD at the rock club Arlene's Grocery! This shoot will feature the full King Hell stage show, with special appearances by Jesus, the lovely, corseted Queen Hell, and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. (Please don't tell the Mormons about this. It's going to be a kidnap-- er, surprise.)

We'll also be playing 3 news songs from our upcoming CD, and 1 live track from this show will be included on the disc as well. Don't miss this chance to be a permanent part of our history!

We're finishing songs for our first, full-length CD. According to biblical scholars, the world will end when the CD is done, so if you have any unfulfilled desires you've been too scared to act on, like making sweet love to your gorgeous coffee table, do it now. We won't judge you.

The new CD will feature 8 new tracks, plus 4 re-recorded songs from our debut EP that deserved the full studio treatment. We hope to start recording this fall and have the record out by winter, but we'll be gig testing these songs at our upcoming shows so come out and get first listen! Also, tell us how much you love the new songs and we'll record your name on a backwards, subliminal track and add it to the CD. How boss is that?

We can't imagine why, but we keep getting requests from you for our lyrics. There's a reason we don't print them: some of them are dumber than the guy on the left, and he's dumber than the 2x4 he's holding. But we live to serve, so, here for you to regret reading, are the words to our theme song...






King Hell!

Mortified
I was bored by the dozen
I was strippin' for the minimum wage
I said, "Ah, we're not so clever-" said "-boys lets howl together,
'cause ain't a nothin' as loud as King Hell, yeah!"

Hog-tied
She was high five-eleven
She was right about the minimum age
I said, "Ah, my thing for leather says 'Good Friends Fuck Together,
so howzabout we go ball to King Hell, yeah!"

Want some more King Hell?
More King Hell!
Want some more King Hell?

One-seven at the south side of heaven
I was strippin' at the poles of a saint
I said "Ah, my thing for metal says let's hawk souls together,
and let them bow to the balls of King Hell, yeah!"

Hard times, like a boatload of Satan
Like a fire got ahold of my taint
Said, "Ah, we're not so clever-" said "-boys lets howl together,
'cause ain't a nothin' as loud as King Hell, yeah!"

Want some more King Hell?
More King Hell!
Want some more King Hell?
Yeah King Hell!

Don't listen to what them preachers say
Earth is dull and Heaven's gay
Get on down and burn that ass in flames

Feel alone and underground
Chin up, kid, and look around
Bunch of busted souls like you,
Beat up, strung-out, starved and screwed...

Gonna help ya get some stick
Gonna re-inflate them tits
Gonna murder sufferin'
Join the choir and sing

Hell! Hell! Hell! Hell! (x666!)