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Friday, 8/28 - 10:30 - 21+
Crash Mansion
199 Bowery
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Today In Metal History
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 On this day in 1974, Lemmy became your real dad... time to have a talk with mom, we imagine. |
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By Nostradamus
La-di-da-di
We like to party
We don't cause trouble
We don't bother nobody
We're just some men that's on the mic
And when we rock upon the mic
We rock the mic RIGHT
...I have seen the year 1985, and this man Doug E. Fresh is indeed fresh.
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In this issue, listen to 3 new tracks, get info about our show in NYC Friday, and learn how follow us on Facebook and Twitter... |
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 CD Actually Finished... Now Hear Some Of It! |
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The 13 song behemoth that is our new CD has finally come to life. (You: "@#$%* YEAH!!") It'll be available for your listening pain by October. We're finalizing the artwork, then the CD gets pressed, submitted to iTunes and handed off to this rock psychic who claims she can transmit it telepathically onto the airwaves. (It's probably a scam, but it's our only shot of getting past the censors, so we figure it's worth the $70.)
We'll give you all the details about the making of the CD in the next newsletter, along with where to finally get your twitching hands on it. What's that? You can't wait that long to hear some new King Hell? Welll... ok! We'll be previewing 4 new tunes on our freshly created Facebook page through Friday--then we squirrel them away again 'til the CD is out. The new tunes are Retarded Forces of Doom, Mr. Fancy Pants, Bad Mofo and ChromaLite. The music player is on the lower left of the Wall and Info pages. Brace yourself before playing! |
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 Live In NYC Friday (8/28) |
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We'll be busting out a buncha those new tunes this Friday, 10:30 at Crash Mansion in NYC. This show is part of the "Between a Rock and a Hard Place" weekly nights held by New York Underbelly Promotions. We'll be playing with some other great hard rock bands, then world famous special guest DJ Sean "Mthrfckn" Roberts will be spinning metal the rest of the evening. This night affords you an excellent opportunity to get your drink on, and, you know, break stuff (away from the club, please... preferably in your own homes, where we're not in any way liable). |
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 We have mastered the internet! We have new Facebook and Twitter pages, and a blog even. We'll be using Facebook pretty extensively going forward, because we just can't keep up with the acronyms the kids are using on MySpace anymore. ("OMG we RTLOF u guyz 0U812 4eVa!!!") To "Fan us" on Facebook, click the "Become a fan" button at the top of the page. You have to have a Facebook profile to do this.
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| Many thanks for reading, Crimestoppers. Keep your eyes peeled for the next edition of our newsletter, where we'll tell ya how to get the CD!
Metal regards,
The bastards in King Hell!
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