Jeff Foxworthy has created a great career for himself by making fun of a certain group of people. If you don't know who I am talking about, here is a taste of Jeff's humor:

You Might Be a Redneck If ...

 Your wife is also your cousin -

 You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project -

 Your front porch Christmas lights are on - in August -

 You think genitalia is an Italian airline -

 You carry a fishing pole to Sea World -

 You own a homemade fur coat -

 A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six pack -

 You refer to the fifth grade as "your senior year"-

 You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off

 its wheels-

I think you get the picture.

What does this have to do with the note business? Everything !

You Might Have a Bad Note If ...

 Your note is 6 months old and you have received 0 payments-

 The property you sold burned down and you forgot to name yourself

 loss payee on the fire insurance policy-

 You got a downpayment and the check bounced-

 There are more cars in the front yard than in the garage or 

 driveway-

 Your buyer said he and his wife will live in the home, but neighbors 

 say 17 people live there-

 You have no documentation or records of any kind, and are amazed

 no one will buy your note-

I think you get the picture.

Happy Valentine's Day !

Regards,

Denny Stanz

P.S. My Note Owner's Manual will help with your record keeping. Contact me to get your Free copy.

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