Dear Road Masters Participants,
   I'm happy to extend a great big Austin Welcome to all of the Road Masters and our staff. The 2010 Road Masters is just around the corner, less than two weeks away. Beth and her staff have all of you well taken care of, at least those that are Y'en good graces with her. I'm not sure about those Y'en not. 
  The weather forecast at this time is very good. As all of you know we've been very blessed with great weather over the years and I think that's a testament to how good all of you sit with the Lord. We here at Camp McKemie have suffered from a harsh winter for us. Camp McKemie has suffered some winter damage but is recovering nicely. After one of the worst draughts and harshest winters in my memory, we have been blessed with abundant rain fall and the camp should be ready for Masters viewing and sporting activities.
  Tiger and myself will both be returning to our games Masters week, so Barry and I will have our game faces on. Someone has to give that Cyborg and Paul some competition. To give all some incentive to play hard I will mention what the Champions are serving for the Past Champions Dinner Wednesday night. Cyborg & Paul will serve our Past Champions and our sponsors steak & lobster, can you imagine. I have also heard about cobblers and home made Kelly fried pies. I can personally testify to what heart cloggers these pies are. They alone should be incentive enough to make you play your best rounds of your lives. 
   Baxter has some sort of entertainment set for us on 17. I know it's he and his Maids Merrian and has something to do with Enchanted Sherwood Water Falls. I'm just not sure you want to get caught with your balls in there. 
   So, the party is now set with the largest field in history which will include one of our Past Champions that has been absent for many years, Tommy Cox. Tommy will be our first sight handicapped player but I wouldn't let that give you too much confidence because the year he and Wilson won he putted one handed and only played every other hole because of his back. I understand his back is much better. Tommy and Lion Oil have been a loyal sponsor since the Road Masters inception in 1996. Welcome back Tommy!
   One last thing before we get started playing golf and having puppies. Well maybe two last things because I do want to share my perfect puppy recipe with you. OK, here goes!
 
"THE PERFECT PINK PUPPY"
1)    2 FINGERS KETEL ONE over ice (that's your index and pinkie finger)
2)    TOP OFF WITH FRESH PUPPY JUICE (leaving one finger room at top)
3)    SPLASH OF CLUB SODA
4)    FINISH WITH FRSH LIME SQUEEZE
5)    ALL IMPERSONATORS WILL BE KNOW AS PINK MUTS
6)    REFILLS ARE ENCOURAGED
 
Now the last thing. A very special thanks to our Sponsors as this tournament would not be possible without them. I hope all of you personally thank them as you see them. I plan on introducing them all at the Masters viewing Thursday afternoon.
            Travel Safe & God Bless
            chf