Angrist Chiropractic Wellness Care Newsletter
Message of the Week 
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"Relax your body...In your personal dealing do you remain loose and light or tense and dark?  Much can be accomplished through calm reason and a soft voice."

 
Article of the Week
 

"1 in 3 Has Hypertension and it's Not Being Fought," Lauren Neergaard.  The Associated Press, February 23, 2010.

"The prestigious Institute of Medicine said yesterday that even though nearly one in three adults has hypertension and it's on the rise, fighting it apparently has fallen out of fashion:  Doctors too often don't treat it aggressively, and the government hasn't made it enough of a priority, either...

Get some exercise, drop 10 pounds.  Those steps could make a big difference in how many people suffer high blood pressure - 73 million at last count.  Another 59 million are on the brink, with blood pressure hovering at levels officially deemed pre-hypertension...

High blood pressure is sinister because it's silent.  People seldom notice symptoms until their organs already have been damaged.  Hypertension triggers more than one-third of heart attacks, is a leading cause of strokes and kidney failure, and plays a role in blindness and even dementia."
August 2, 2010 
Creative Puns 
 

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's table was---Sir Cumference.  He acquired his size from too much pi.

2.  I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, ---but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3.  She was only a whiskey maker, ---but he loved her still.

4.  A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class ---because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5.  The butcher backed into the meat grinder ---and got a little behind in his work.

6.  No matter how much you push the envelope, ---it'll still be stationary.

7.  A dog gave birth to puppies near the road ---and was cited for littering.

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France ---would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

9.  Two silk worms had a race ---They ended up in a tie.

10.  Time flies like an arrow ---Fruit flies like a banana.

11. 
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.  -The police are looking into it. 
 

12.  Atheism ---is a non-prophet organization.

13.  Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.  -One hat said to the other, 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

14.  I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. ---Then it hit me.

15.  A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, ---'Keep off the Grass.'

16.  A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. ---His grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said 'No change yet.'

17.  A chicken crossing the road ---is poultry in motion.

18.  The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison ---was a small medium at large. 

19.  The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray ---is now a seasoned veteran.

20.  A backward poet ---writes inverse.

21.  In democracy, it's your vote that counts. ---In feudalism, it's your count that votes.

22.  When cannibals ate a missionary, ---they got a taste of religion.

23.  Don't join dangerous cults: ---Practice safe sects!

 

Keep your sense of humor going through the month of August.  On the road to health and happiness there will be many stumbles and falls which should provide many opportunities for you to turn the unexpected into stress reducing laughter.  Humor will add to your attraction. 

Product of the Week

Isagenix 9 Day Cleanse Program
 
Nutritional whole body cleansing can rid your body of excess fat and reduce the amount of toxins inside your body.  Experts warn that heavy and thin people alike are at risk for a variety of health problems including heart disease. 
 
Every extra pound of fat requires an additional mile of blood vessels and this puts extra stress on your heart. 
 
Nutritional cleansing is one of the solutions to health we recommend! 
When was the last time you cleansed the inside of your body?

Dr. Arnold Angrist, Wellness Chiropractor

250 West 57th Street, Suite 722

New York, NY 10019

Tel: 212-245-2099 * Fax: 212-582-3020

Web: www.angristchiro.com * Email: info@angristchiro.com
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