ZEN SARCASM TO INCREASE YOUR ATTRACTION
1. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
2. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
3. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
4. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of your payments.
5. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
6. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
7. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
8. If you lend someone $20 and never see the person again, it was probably worth it.
9. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
10. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
11. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
12. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
13. A closed mouth gathers no food.
14. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
15. There are two theories to arguing. Neither one works.
16. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
17. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
18. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
19. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
20. Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"
SMILE...FEW THINGS CAN MAKE YOU MORE ATTRACTIVE!
ARTICLE OF THE WEEK
"Nutty Diet Can Help the Heart," The Associated Press. December 9, 2008.
"Eating a handful of nuts a day for a year- along with a Mediterranean diet rich in fruits, vegetables and fish- may help undo a collection of risk factors for heart disease, known as metabolic syndrome..."
"Metabolic syndrome is defined as having three or more of the following conditions: abdominal obesity, high triglycerides, low levels of good cholesterol (HDL), high blood pressure and high blood sugar...."
This article from the Associated Press shows how beneficial the Isagenix Cleanse Detox program can be for your overall health. Toxicity and obesity are epidemic in our society, so I urge you to be more conscious of your nutritional health.
