Guidelines for Enlightenment to Brighten Your Day
By Swami Beyondananda
Author of the Book MY KARMA RAN
OVER MY DOGMA and Driving your own Karma
1. Be a Fundamentalist-
Make sure the Fun always comes before the mental. Realize that life is a situation comedy that
will never be canceled. A laugh track
has been provided, and the reason why we are put in the material world is to
get more material. Have a good laugh at
least twice a day, and that will ensure regular hilarity.
2. Remember that each of us has been given a
special gift, just for entering- so you already are a winner!
3. The most powerful tool on the planet today is
Tell-A-Vision. That is where I tell a
vision to you, and you tell a vision to me.
That way, if we don't like the programming we're getting, we can simply
change the channel.
4. Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop.
5. It is true.
As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts, thought particles tend to
get caught between the ears, causing a condition called truth decay. So be sure to use mental floss twice a
day. And when you are tempted to
practice tantrum yoga, remember what we teach in Swami's Absurdiveness Training
class: *Don't get even, get odd.*
6. If we want world peace, we must let go of our
attachments and truly live like nomads.
That's where I no mad at you, you no mad at me. That way, there'll surely be no madness on
the planet. And peace begins with each
of us. A little peace here, a little
peace there, pretty soon all the peaces will fit together to make one big peace
everywhere. YES!
7. I know great earth changes have been
predicted for the future, so if you're looking to avoid earthquakes, my advice
is simple. When you find a fault, just
don't dwell on it.
8. There is no need to change the world. All we have to do is toilet train the world,
and we'll never have to change it again.
9. If you're looking to find the key to the
Universe, I have some bad news and some good news. The bad news is: there is no key to the
Universe. The good news is: it has been
left unlocked.
10. Finally, everything I have told you is
channeled. That way, if you don't like
it, it's not my fault. And remember,
enlightenment is not a bureaucracy. So
we don't have to go through channels.
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QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
"Be who you
are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who
matter don't mind."
-Dr. Seuss
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