Greetings!
Wow! It's December 1st. Glad I already had this ready as I didn't realize the date had snuck up on me.
Season's Greetings to all! How about getting your kid this for Christmas! This is an actual ad for a horse for sale (pertinent names blanked to protect the guilty):
___ is a flashy eyecatching bay appaloosa stallion. He is out of___ and ___, truly a beautiful young horse. Proven stallion. Shown, his foals take after his easy going disposition. He is scheduled to be gelded soon, will be started under saddle, and would be a great kids pony. Loves people, wants to please, not spooky, will be a wonderful riding horse. He will be ridden in parades, expos, and other events this summer, and currently is halter broke, easy to catch, gives his feet, loads and ties. Approx 13.2 hands tall, great child horse. Price includes transfer of ownership and if purchased for a child includes 2 years membership in the ____. Talk about a pony under the tree! Are these people nuts??? A halter broke only stallion used for breeding advertised for a child to ride? "Will be ridden this summer" (so 3 months). And not just a child's horse, a "great child horse". A bit loose with their use of adjectives if you ask me.
While it's not out of the realm of possibilities, here in the states, in general, we do a pretty bad job with stallions. We act like they can't be expected to behave. Something else is that people think 30 days is great training and 90 is a perfect horse. So, how many days are you trained? Heck, we HAVE to go to school for a minimum of 12 YEARS and then we don't know s___. Then several more years 'til we know what we're doing in ONE, SMALL AREA! Think about it.
Maybe the best present for your horse? Understanding who your horse is. Who... not what. Hey folks, there's a little orange box with a dot and two concentric quarter-circles, right side of my blog page above the username box. If you click on that, you will be notified when I post a new training segment and you won't have to remember to check the site all by yourself. Give the gift of better horsemanship: Curbside Service. Only $13. Makes a great gift for anyone with a horse, so stock up and hand 'em out. Don't be caught unprepared. Have a couple extras on hand for that person at the barn ;D. |