"My boyfriend keeps asking me to talk dirty to him during sex, but I have no idea what to say. Do you have any suggestions?"
Growing up, especially during the nooky-less, years, your man spent a lot of time daydreaming and imagining coitus in all manner of settings with all manner of women. Now that he's with you and presumably settling into a routine, that doesn't mean his dirty brain has lost any of it's stamina. So you need to take it up a notch: How to coach him in the dirty strokes as the tennis starlet in virginal whites.
We assume that unless you're a porn star, this subject probably has you somewhat tongue-tied... So we are going to teach you how to whisper naughty little things in his ear for Valentine's day that will have his ______ so ______ that he cannot wait to ______ you in the ______ with his ______ .
Join us for an evening of fun and games:
Date: Friday, 3rd of February
Time: 19:00 - 20:00
Cost: R60 per person (ladies only)