DIRECTED by Linda M. Stiegler PRODUCED by Karen Graham-Hanna By Jim Holt PERFORMANCE DATES: Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays August 19th through September 10th, 2011 at 8:00 PM Sunday Matinees at 2:00 PM TICKET PRICES: Thursdays: $16.00 Fridays and Sundays: $18.00 Saturdays and Opening Night: $20.00 TO BUY TICKETS: CLICK HERE or call the Box Office at 805/495-3715 FOR INFORMATION ONLY: Email tickets@conjeoplayers.org PLOT SUMMARY: This fast-paced, intriguing and warm-hearted comedy centers on Mark, a newbie to the realty world, who is trying to sell a dream house to a clutch of zany characters. Built with a lot of love and care (not to mention a room that many find - inspirational and calming), this house is one hot item. “There is a pyramid concealed within the structure of the house. One room forms the pinnacle, creating a powerful concentration of life force and cosmic energy.” And, wouldn’t you know, all the hopeful buyers are out to find it! When the home’s real story is finally revealed, what you surmised will not be the story at all – just when you thought you had it all figured out! Visit www.conejoplayers.org for more details. CAST OF CHARACTERS: Mark Spears – Kelly Green Karen Miles – Judy Diderrich Kelly Reid – Cynthia C. Zipser Martha  - Rosemary Bird Bill – Dana Rheaume Chrome – Doug Dickerson Alicia – Melina Chadbourne Tom / Doug – Jim Diderrich Jean - Charlotte Edmondson Gwen – Linda Schaver Glen – Art Roberts Charles – Keith Hurt Robbie / Alexander – Robert Farber Arnie Shaver – Ken Endress Joggers / Thieves – Ashley Jaron & Slade Rheaume Dancer – Brooke Gabbey Robbie (Bob Farber), Charles (Keith Hurt), Glen ( Art Roberts), and Gwen ( Linda Schaver) Charles and Robbie MUST have this house! Mark (Kelly Green) and Kelly (Cynthia Zipser) toasting their new "relationship" with a glass of wine. Arnie (Ken Endress), Bill (Dana Rheaume), and Martha (Rosemary Bird) Arnie tells Martha and Bill why he has the longest claim to the house! Gwen (Linda Schaver), Mark (Kelly Green) and Kelly (Cynthia Zipser)   Kelly becomes incensed that Gwen had sex on her bed, throws a glass of wine in Gwen’s face and calls her the “B” word!  Produced by special arrangement with the author

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