By Jack Sharkey and Leo W. Sears Directed by PHILIP WIECK Produced by COURTNEY POTTER & RACHAEL PUGH AUDITION DATES & TIMES: Sunday & Tuesday; July 3rd and July 5th, 2011 at 7:30 pm AUDITION LOCATION: Conejo Players Theatre 351 South Moorpark Road Thousand Oaks, CA 91361-1008 PERFORMANCE DATES: Saturdays at 2:00 PM and Sundays at 7:00 PM August 27th through September 10th, 2011 No conflicts accepted for Performance Dates AUDITION REQUIREMENTS: Please bring a resume and a list of all potential conflicts including travel, etc. Auditions will consist of cold readings from the script. Plan to stay the entire evening. No appointment necessary. Open Call Auditions. No AEA. There is NO PAY. Rehearsals begin the week of July 11th (Sunday – Saturday). Please Note: Some light physical comedy (i.e., running, falling, rough-housing) can/will be required for all. PLOT SUMMARY: It’s 10 days before Christmas, and newlywed David Tuttle has secretly been moonlighting as a department store Santa so that he can buy his wife a fantastic, expensive gift. He tells her he's working late at the office, but she suspects his late nights are an excuse to sneak out to have an affair. The suspected other woman, some wacky neighbors, a slightly off-balance Santa burglar, his tough gun-toting fiancée, and a hypnotized policeman (who thinks he's an exotic dancer) add up to a rollicking lighthearted tale that is full of mistaken identities and zany foul-ups, with a smattering of slapstick! Visit www.conejoplayers.org for more details. FOR FURTHER INFORMATION: Please contact co-producers Courtney Potter at divaliving@gmail.com or Rachael Pugh at nightengale17@aol.com. CHARACTER BREAKDOWN: The script calls for four (4) men and three (3) women in their mid-20’s to mid-50’s (though all ages will be considered). Samantha: Attractive newlywed housewife in her mid-20’s (matches up with David). **Appears in sexy pajamas** Natalie: Attractive woman in her late-30’s to late-40’s with a sharp sense of humor (matches up with William). David: Ambitious but struggling young executive, mid-20’s, newly married to Samantha. William: Slightly unkempt psychologist in his late 40’s to mid-50’s, married to Natalie. Kris Kriegel: Male burglar in his 20’s or 30‘s, wears a Santa costume. Sheila: Female in her 20’s or 30‘s, Kris’s devoted fiancée (matches up with Kris). Policeman: Cop in his 30’s or 40’s, a determined disciple of "law & order."  **Appears in boxers and a t-shirt** Produced by special arrangement with Samuel French

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