Dear TwinkleGrammers,
It's almost DECEMBER! GADS! Didn't I just pack up
my
Christmas stuff and finally get the last of the items
put away--or at least stuffed in the closet since the
boxes were long ago in the attic by the time I
noticed that angel, those two ornaments
PLUS purchased a cutsie little Santa on the 75%
off clearance table some time in MAY?
But then again, how could it NOT nearly be December
when
I spent most of November book touring, which is not an easy
thing to forget. PLUS, I'm still stuffed to the
caruncle (that brightly colored growth on the throat
region of a turkey that turns bright red when he or
she is upset, or during courtship, according
to kid
zone) with, um, Thanksgiving turkey--apologies
to the gobbling wearer
of the caruncle, which I assure you I did not
eat. (Clarification: I ate the turkey but not the
caruncle.)
But lest I waste more of our valuable time causing us
further consternation about caruncles, or perhaps
even insite fear
that we
might one day grow our OWN red-flashing, tell-all
caruncle mass
(say instead of that third chin I might be growing
before the holidays are over!),
National Contest Deadline LOOMS, so HURRY! |
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THIS IS SO EXCITING ! To
celebrate the launch of Dearest Dorothy, Merry
Everything!, Penguin is sponsoring a national (as
in NATIONAL) contest. READ THE RULES
Enter for the fabulous prize of course (DINNER WITH
ME plus airfare plus ...), but write about
your "Dorothy" because to do so will give you
a chance to savor your own prayer of thanksgiving
for that wonderful person in your life. I know: the
entire Dear
est Dorothy series is based on the zest,
spunk and faith of MY Real Dearest Dorothy!
Entries must be postmarked (no e-mails) by
December 22 and received by December 29. Nothing
will come to me; it all goes to NYC! Read all about it
HERE. And start writing!
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Dearest Dorothy Reading Guides Available Plus a PHONE VISIT to your group from ME! |
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In a book club? Just like to ponder things? Need a
starting point? Click on my curly-haired, little-girl
self (awwwwww) to go straight to Penguin's
WONDERFUL Reading Guides. Whoever writes the
recaps and questions for each book is absolutely
MASTERFUL!
If you DO belong to a book club and you're "clubbing"
Dearest Dorothy
(well, you know what I mean), I'd be happy to
arrange a phone call during one of your meetings,
barring we can coordinate our schedules. Just send
an e-mail to charlene@dontmissyourlife.com
with BOOK CLUB REQUEST in the subject line
and we'll see if we can plan a time to chat it up!
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Cruise CANCELED |
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I'm seriously bummed to have to announce that the
February cruise I've been advertising (Do You Have A
Book In You?) has been canceled. I am sorry for any
gnashing of teeth this might cause you--AND me!
Hopefully we can try it again in the future.
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ONLY THREE MORE BOOK TOUR STOPS! |
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Check them out if you live in Wisconsin, Illinois
or Indiana! Please say "TWINKLGRAMMER!" if you
swing by. Everyone who makes a purchase gets a
little gift from me as my way of saying MERRY
EVERYTHING!
THANKS to TwinkleGrammer Linda Toft and
her George for spending time with us during
my tour stop at the Woolly Worm Festival in
Beattyville KY! Note the Woolly Worm painted on
my cheek. WHAT FUN!
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UPDATE YOUR TWINKLEGRAM INFO, PLEASE! |
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I'm still waiting to hear from two of last month's
drawing winners whose snail mail addresses I do not
have. (If you know Mary-Ellen Noone or Tonya
Barker, please get in touch with them and have them
e-mail their address to
charlene@dontmissyourlife.com .) Please--
EVERYONE--go to your
account information (bottom of this page) and
UPDATE YOUR RECORDS! Many of you faithful folks
have been subscribers for years and have old or
missing info on file. If you didn't subscribe on line
within the last few months, it's likely I ONLY have
your e-mail address, so please UPDATE so I can FIND
you if you're a winner!
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Your Feedback for Dearest Dorothy, Merry Everything! has blessed me! Herewith are a few of the responses. THANK YOU! |
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- "You out-did yourself on this one. I absolutely
loved it!!!" - Nancy
- "I have just finished reading Dearest Dorothy,
Merry Everything . . . . I have just one question to
ask ... when are books 6, 7 and 8 going to be
out!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait!!!!--Barbara
- "I have just finished reading your latest Dearest
Dorothy book and I hated to have it end. I enjoy
visiting with all the fine folks in Partonville..."--
Ellen
- "What a refreshing change to find books that are
uplifting and moral. Clean language, good characters
that readers come to care about. Continue writing!"-
-Lynn
- "It's fabulous just like the rest of them!"--Deb
- "Hello from New Zealand - I just wanted to say I
have fallen in love with Pardon-me-Ville especially
dearest Dorothy, who has made me laugh and really
bawl my eyes out."--Elspeth (comment on the series)
- "Just had to write and say "FANTASTIC JOB"!!!
Once again, your amazing talents have shown
brightly through "Merry Everything". I loved it!"--
April
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My FIRST EVER TwinkleGram Survey--and it's about the TwinkleGram! |
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In order to make the TwinkleGram more eye appealing
and easier to navigate, I've upgraded (or have I ?--
which is the nature of the survey) the format over
the last few months. (To those of you who have
subscribed within the last five months, you don't
know what I'm talking about, but please feel free to
weigh in on the survey where applicable.)
Please take a moment to click on the link below
which, if I've figured this out correctly, will take you
to an easy place to give me your opinions. Well, at
least about the TwinkleGram. ;>) IMPORTANT
NOTE: Since I'm using the free version of this slick
little Zoomerang
program, your need to complete the survey by
midnight 12/5/06 since I can only read the results for
ONE MORE DAY before they vanish.
Before you take the survey, please know this: The
last couple months have been heavied-up with book
information because, well, it's new book release time
and I've had book tour info and contest info
and. . . . Starting next month, it'll be WAY less
chaotic and we'll be more back to normal. If any of
you know what normal IS, please let me know in a
separate e-mail. :)
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Today's TwinkleGram Story highlighting 2006 TWINKLEGRAMMER RESPONSES |
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Traditions are a wonderful thing, and Santa is a
Christmas tradition at our house. Me and Big George
decided (okay, I decided and Big George relented) to
have our picture taken with the jolly guy this year,
which is the second time in three years we've done
so. Yes, the routine is becoming a tradition,
although don't tell George I said so or he'll have to
sigh--again.
I thought I'd launch another new tradition this
December by sharing some of your FABULOUS
TwinkleGram responses. I love hearing from you, and
I'm sure after reading a few of my Top Picks you'll
already be looking forward to next December's
traditional annual roundup. But remember, to make
the 2007 cut, first you'll have to respond, so feel
free to let me know what you're thinking as the year
marches on.
I'll start by repeating a topical line or two and/or
question(s) from each
TwinkleGram then follow up with some of your
feedback. So sit back and enjoy your own wisdom
and humor, you wonderful TwinkleGrammers, you!
When do you think YOU got to old to (fill in the
blank)? What simple pleasure have you absent
mindedly or by choice perhaps errantly left behind?
Forgotten about? Given up on? --Patti
Responds--"I took my youngest, Colleen, to the park
just the other day. The weather has been so
glorious we just had to go! (Plus it was the day
before her 5th birthday. We were celebrating her
last day of being 4...actually I just pretended to
celebrate, inside I was somehow very melancholy).
Usually I push her on the swing and basically just
watch her play. This time she asked me to play
follow the leader. I happened to be in work out
clothes so I agreed. We climbed *up* the slide,
went down the slide...on our back-sides, on our
bellies, hands first, feet first, you name it! Then, we
headed to the swings. I assumed my regular position
behind the swing to lift her on and then push but she
said, "No, mommy. You swing too!" We sang "Swing
Low, Sweet Chariot" at the top of our lungs as we
swung side by side! Ahhhhh!"
What are your favorite gizmos? (One of mine
was the Foodsaver.) --Audrey
Responds--"...my projection clock, which I use every
day! It always has the correct time since it is one of
those atomic clocks, and it projects the time onto
the ceiling in our bedroom in red numbers that are
about six inches tall and easily visible if I wake up at
night." --Kim Responds--"My favorite gadget right
now is my sticker maker!!" (Kim, please tell me
MORE! cb) --Loreen Responds--"I Love my
Kitchenaid, would be sad to go back to mixing
cookies and everything else without it." --Vicki
Responds--"a Black and Decker scrubber." --Leda
Responds--"The best gadget I have ever had is my
hubby Ed."
I sent a TwinkleGram about trying to keep my lips
moist during the brief time we couldn't fly with lip
balm. I got TONS of responses! --Shelley
Responds--"I had a lip scraping at the Dr. and he
was
wondering if I was kissing palm branches in the south
pacific. He then referred to me as Hot Lips. Funny
Dr.! He said it was fungus you couldn't see." --Dana
Responds--"My husband has complained for years
that I got him ?addicted? to lip balm. I claim
different." --Debra Responds--"Had to let you know
that before I could finish reading your "TwinkleGram"
I was running through my house, emptying drawers
and purses looking for Chapstick. I almost had to go
for the Vaseline, but finally found a stick. I don't
think I've every felt more dehydrated in my life!!! Do
you realize the power of suggestion your writing has?"
Can you believe I almost swallowed a bullet?
(For those of you who didn't read this, I had it in my
MOUTH, mixed in with other pills I take every
morning. Thankfully the metallic taste caused me to
spit it out before swallowing.) -
-Linda Responds--"Okay, now the truth....I confess
...sigh... the same happened to me!!!!(but I have
kept
it a secret until now!)" --Chris Responds--"Just
think--you could have picked up a BUG! I'm also glad
for your fast reflexes and that you didn't actually
BITE the bullet. It could have had such a nasty
outcome--sorry, that came out like a pun and none
was intended." --Dana Responds--"Enjoyed
your "bullet biting" story! Reminded me of the time
my husband (who by the way will be 55; but this
happened a few years ago, so no excuse) almost ate
a rubber band - a BIG rubber band! I can't remember
just what exactly he thought it was that he was
eating at the time; but rest assured, every time I
see a rubber band that size I hand it to him and tell
him to save it for dessert!" --Gundega Responds--
"Me being someone who once swallowed a toy goose
made of lead and then washed it down with a bottle
of ink, nothing that enters the mouth surprises me!
True, I was four years old then -- but when I now
make myself switch to reader glasses before I take
any pills, it's with the wisdom of experience then and
now."
THANK YOU to everyone who talked back, and thank
you also to everyone who merely thought about
talking back and/or read the TalkBack. You
TwinkleGrammers make my life so much more FUN and
I look forward to our continued conversations (even
if I'm the only one talking) in 2007. If
you have time to spare and missed a few of these
stories along the way, go to the TwinkleGram home
page (www.twinklegram.com), scroll to the bottom
and spend some time in the archives.
Take me to the TwinkleGram archives!
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