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Serving the People of St. Andrew's
Issue: 26

                                      July 27, 2008

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In This Issue
Dinner Auction
Hurricane News
Ministry Opportunities
Joy U
Rally Day
Important Dates
THANKS
Thank you to the Workcampers, their sponsors, and parents for repainting the Rock U/St. Andrew's Academy hall. Check it out!
DINNER AUCTION
"Come Scoot Your Boot's" boot2on Saturday, September 6th at St. Andrew's 4th Annual Dinner Auction at Golfcrest Contry Club.

Dinner, Music, Dancing and Silent Auction
 
Children's program & babysitting available.
Flat Andy and Andrea
Send in those Pictures!

Send you Andy/Andrea pix to us to post. Vacation, day trip, camp, you name it. These can be Andrew the gnome pictures as well.  
 email pictures click here
LADIES LUNCHEON GROUP
The Ladies Luncheon Group will meet at the Santa Barbara at 11:30 pm on 2nd Wednesday of August (August 13, 2008).
HURRICANE NEWS
We are now in the 7th week of the 2008 Hurricane Season.  If you , a friend , a neighbor or family member need help to evacuate Brazoria County in advance of a storm, you can help yourself and us if you will register with the "211" Registry. By doing this, you can notify Brazoria County Officials so we can make preparation to help you evacuate.  To register, simply pick up a phone and dial "211". A person on the phone will ask you a few simple questions such as your address, phone number, how many people in your household and if you have any pets. This information is necessary for officials to help you to evacuate.  You will need to bring medications, important papers, cash, food for your pets, and clothes to last for at least 3-5 days.
BIBLE
A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
 
'Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out.
 
'What have you got there, dear?'
 
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, 'I think it's Adam' s underwear!'
MINISTRY OPPORTUNITIES
Lights - You are needed to change light bulbs out once a month. Do any time you wish. About an hour a month.
 
Church Office - We need volunteers to help out in the office on Thursday mornings and future mornings in the fall.  please contact Abby Perry.

Care About Worship? - 2 caring people are needed to assist with altar set up and clean up. Once a month. 2 hours total.
 
You Can!! - Cans that is. Bring your aluminum cans to church and help fund the Youth Mission Trip this summer.
 
Vestments - Would you wash some or all of the robes for worship? Even once is a help.
 
Bulletin Boards - Assist (at your convenience) our current bulletin board caretaker.
 
Beauty - Weed one flower bed, one time, you're choice of times. No sign up. Just once. It helps. Thanks.
 
Trees - Trim low hanging branches, one time, you're choice of times. No sign up. Just once. It helps. Thanks.
BIRTHDAYS & ANNIVERSARIES
Birthdays
Amanda Lohec 7/15, Scott Riehm 7/15, Jessica Barron 7/16, Ana Cowan 7/18, Heather Makarczyk 7/18, Michelle Schumann 7/19, Milly Kube 7/20, Kate Maslonka 7/20, Daniel Shipley 7/21, Anthony Cedeno 7/22, Mark Farnie 7/22, Susan Bolin 7/23, Jay Gallegos 7/24, Hailey Bissell 7/26, David Gaston 7/26, Matthew Morrison 7/26, Bobby Nicholls 7/26, James Smith 7/26, Ginger Smith 7/26

Anniversaries
Glenn and Anne Auer 7/15, Jim and Hita Dickson 7/15, Don and Vivien Breed 7/24, Heather and John Makarczyk 7/25
 
Missed yours?  Contact the office to update your information.
WORSHIP TIMES
Every Sunday
 
8:00 am:  Rite I with organ
9:15 am:  Christian Education 
10:30 am: Rite II with band
Contacts:
 
 
Fax: 281.485.4936
 
Jim Liberatore: frjimbo@msn.com
 
Joe O'Steen: frjoe@standrewspearland.org
 
Debbie Allensworth:
debbie@standrewspearland.org

Ryan Perry:
ryan@standrewspearland.org

Abby Perry: office@standrewspearland.org

SUBMIT ARTICLE
andys.fishwrap@gmail.com
IT IS "BACK TO SCHOOL" TIME AGAIN....
Please help Christian Helping Hands be a success again this year.   Each year we have grown in the number of students we have been blessed to help with supplies.   This year, we are expecting an even greater number of families in need, due to our current economic crisis. 
Please help us meet or exceed our goal of helping 1,000 of our area's children succeed in school by sending them back with the supplies they need.  With God's help, we can make the school year a great success. 
 
All types of school supplies are needed (crayons, paper, pencils, glue, pens, etc.).  A complete list of supplies can be found in Sunday's Leaflet or by contacting the Church office.  Supplies are needed by Sunday, August 10th. 
 
Bring your items to Church, thank you!
IN THE DUST OF THE RABBI
DustSunday Morning DVD Bible Study
9:15 am in Room 106
 
Filmed in Israel and Turkey, these powerful DVD sessions explore what it meant to follow Jesus in the first century-and what it means to follow him today. 6 weeks.

Upcomming Sessions include: 2. Galilee-When the Rabbi Says, "Go" 3. Priene-The Presence of God: A Counter-Cultural Community 4. Priene-Living Stones 5. Didyma-The Very Words of God

Rob Rumph    robrumph@houtel.com   $15 for material
JOY U IS COMING!
What is JOY U? It's Jesus, Others and You University. JOY U is for ALL AGES.  This August we will reinstate an old St. Andrew's tradition and offer classes in August that will showcase the skills, talents, and hobbies of our fellow church members. I hope you will participate in a few. All are from 9:15 am until 10:10 am on Sunday (between the services.) Here is the tentative lineup. Thanks to those who agreed to share their talents with us.
 
8/3 -Joe O'Steen, The History of God (video), Rm 107
        Jan Hall, Flower Arranging, Rm 102B
        Mark & Kyle Neitzey, Tennis Ball Golf, please bring
        a tennis ball and a wedge, 9, 8, or 7 iron, Rm 304-
        305.
        Juliana Cedeno, Art for the family - Rm 302
 
8/10 -Joe O'Steen, The History of God (video), Rm 107
         Jim Lawless, Cooking with Kids and Adults,
         Kitchen
         Jeff Campbell, Comics & their value, Rm 102B    
         Kathy Balberg, Scraping for all ages, Rm 102A
         Ben Foster, Baseball, Rm 304-305
 
8/17 -Joe O'Steen, Great Secrets of the Bible (video),
          Rm 107      
          Christine Liberatore, Mix it up! (Food &
          Health), Rm 102A 
          Jim Lawless, Cooking with Kids & Adults, Kitchen
          Luis Cedeno, Coins & their value, Rm 102B
          Ben Foster, Bass Guitar (tentative), Rm 302 
RALLY DAY - SUNDAY, AUGUST 24TH - 11:45AM
 Tailgate3
This year's Rally Day will include a Tailgate Party.  Sign up your cook team and compete for a Trophy!
 
Join us for:
Workcamp Presentation
Register for fall classes
Food
Cold Treats
Big Slide
Bounce House
 
On Rally Day we will also exercise our School Spirit so Wear Your School Colors to Church!
MEN'S FRATERNITY
 men's fraternity
Thursday Morning DVD Men's Group

Begins 8/28/08
6:00 am in Room 102 (done by 7:15 am)
 
NEW CLASS - NEW MATERIAL
 
Fresh Donuts and Coffee!
 
The Quest for Authentic Manhood is the foundational level or ground floor of manhood. This 24-session study focuses on a man's core identity and gives an overview of basic manhood issues. It will help men deal with various identity issues by looking back at past wounds and other things that may have distorted their idea of biblical masculinity. Throughout the course of the study, men will learn how to clearly define manhood and will finally be able to give a succinct and passionate answer to the questions, "What is a man?" and "What am I living to be?"
 
This captivating journey helps men:
 
Resolve wounds from their past
Embrace a biblical definition of manhood
Develop their own personal manhood plan
 
$25; Please RSVP so I can order materials. 
 
Jim Liberatore    frjimbo@msn.com 
SAVE THE DATE
Important Dates Coming Up
Place in your date book
 
8/23 Stockholders' Dinner
8/24  Rally Day and Tailgate Party
9/6  Dinner Auction
9/27  Pumpkin Unloading at 9am
10/5  Parish Election and Pet Blessing
10/11  Pumpkin Unloading at 9am
10/17-10/18  Craft Fair
10/25  Pumpkin Unloading at 9am
11/8 - Parish Work Day
11/21-11/23
  Parish Retreat at Camp Allen
11/26  Thanksgiving Eve Service at 7pm
12/24  Christmas Eve Services at 6pm and 10pm
YOUTH MINISTRY NEWS
Workcamp Letters and Workcamp Heroes Return
While a large group of the youth are making their way to Monroe, North Carolina, we ask that the congregation at St. Andrews take a little time between services and after the 10:30 service to make a card for the workcampers which will be shipped out to the group later that week. St. Andy's will provide all the materials and postage for everything we make. Also, on Monday, August 4th, 2008 at 6pm we ask that members of the congregation come celebrate the return of the group as we have a few finger foods and a real "heroes return".
 
Get ready for "On Axis"
Starting on Wednesday, August 13, 2008, Youth of St. Andrews (grades 6-12) are invited to come out to Solomon's Porch Coffeehouse from 6-8pm for a weekly bible study. We'll be diving into pop and modern culture from a biblical standpoint to find out what it means to live and love life in the world around us on the edge of our seats and "On Axis". Bring a a bible and a few bucks for the drink of your choice. For more information on Solomon's Porch Coffeehouse, visit www.solomonsporchcoffeehouse.com.

Rally Day Youth Cook-off Team
Make your reservation now to join the St. Andrew's youth as we get together and throw down on Rally Day for a little bit of great tailgate food and lots of fun. Aside from the ideas of earning the trophy, the title stands on the line as we have had an open challenge from the other teams. They seem to talk a lot of smack, but we're out to prove that the proof is in the plate on the table. To get the scoop and sign up, call Ryan Perry at 281-485-3843, ext. 17.
 
TRANSITIONS
Births:
July 1, 2008, Stella Jane Mallernee, born to Rachel & Louie Mallernee, Grandfather Rob Rumph
 
July 8, 2008, Rylie Paige Smith born to Brett & Shelly Smith
 
Baptism:
Kaleigh Savannah Funke, Baptized Sunday, July 13, 2008
James Michael Clements Sunday, July 20, 2008
 
Welcome New Members:  Evan & Angie Conley

New Mailing Address:
Wayne & Julie Yeargain
17272 County Rd 4256
S. Henderson, TX 75654
(903)854-4539
RECYCLING
 
Cans - Every time you are ready to throw out that soda or other beverage can, remind yourself that you are throwing away money that could have gone to the Work Campers. Every aluminum can counts. You may drop off your collection in the old kitchen. We are collecting all the way through July. So please
recycle the cans!
 
Ink Cartridges - Reduce pollution, and raise funds. Most of us have inkjet printers at home or work. When you have an empty cartridge next time, do not throw it away-just bring it to St. Andrew's. We have a special recycle box in the Foyer of the Family Life Center.  St. Andrew's is paid up to $4.00 for each cartridge.
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