Good morning! Funny thing happened the other night. I was having a beverage with my buddy at the Regal Beagle when a duck walked into the bar!
The duck asks the barkeep: "Got any Bread?" JIm the Bartender says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Jim says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Jim says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Bartender says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Bartender says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your beak to the bar you irritating duck!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Bartender says: "NO!"
Duck says: "Got any bread?