(good morning! okay, sorry but sshhhh! this morning we want to start your day with a joke on an office mate or family member. Just make sure you delete this opening statement so the joke stays between us - sshhhh! good luck!....)
Good morning! So, how was your week? Mine was great!
Many of you know Skype just sold to Microsoft for $8.6 billion dollars. Crazy, right? With news of that payoff, I spent my weekend on the ol' computer developing a program called Skip (hope to buy baby a new pair of shoes).
With Skip, I am able to encrypt emails, such as the one you are currently reading, with interactive capacities. There is no video, however, there is 20% auditory capability.
What does that mean? Good question.
With Skip, I am actually able to hear everything you say while reading this e-mail, you just have to say it 5x louder than your normal voice. If you would be so kind, this email allows you to be a Beta Tester.
So, let's give it a try.
Can you believe this rain? (OK, you talk now...remember talk loud)
(listening...listening...listening...)
Oh my gosh, I couldn't have said it better myself - I totally agree.
How are your kids doing?
(listening...listening...listening...)
That's cool. I'm really glad to hear that. I can't believe how big they're getting!
Bowels regular?
(listening...listening...listening...)
I'm sorry. I'm actually having a lot of trouble hearing you. Please make sure your office door is open, double your volume and speak directly into the computer keeping your face 4 inches or less from the monitor.
(listening...listening...listening...)
Ugh, I'm so sorry. I could only make out a few words that time. I'd let it go, but as a doctor it's very important that I know.
Let's do a quick test. This time try and use your stomach muscles. Just pretend like you are on stage and people in the back row need to hear you. Please use this line as a sample:
"YES DAVID! MY BOWELS ARE REGULAR!!"
(listening...listening...listening...)
Perfect! That did it.
Thank you for Beta-Testing Skip. We will keep you posted with all the developments in our efforts to sell to Microsoft.
(heeeheeeheee - please delete this part too)
Let's talk Walk growth for a second. I know, I'm the cheese ball (no argument here), but here's how we look at this.
If you are one of the few willing to put up with these newsletters every Friday, you've earned a spot on the Walk with a Doc team. Kathryn and I know you are achieving or nearly approaching your 150 minutes of exercise each week. You are spreading the Walk with a Doc word. Thank you. What follows is an update on the requests we've all helped create in just the past week. We cannot be more excited to contribute to these great efforts.
- Troy, NY - A large team from Seton Health and NE Health had their 1st walk last Sat. They used goodies we provided (plus some of their own) and made a big crowd very happy (we are still receiving thank you's). You are separating yourself in the community as doctors, nurses, and hospital systems that want to go the extra steps for your community and your patients.
- Farmington Hills, MI - A joint effort from a hospital and a park system. Carol Fink and Ashley - Thank you for your belief in the program. We guarantee it's worth it.
- Fairfield Medical Center - Leading a 4 hospital effort in centralsoutheastern OH to improve the health of their communities (Fit Together Obesity Task Force). Thank you to a whole lot of people. We are proud to contribute in whatever way we can.
- Oconomowoc, WI (30 miles west of Milwaukee) - Thank you Dr. Kurzer. First possible site in Wisconsin and first possible site with 5 O's in name.
- Asheville, NC - Asheville Cardiology Associates. Thank you Leslie Council. Leslie, I don't know you (yet), but I love you for bringing WWAD to this beautiful city. Hope that doesn't offend you? You will be positively affecting hundreds to thousands of lives in Asheville.
- Massilon, OH - Krystine George, cardiac rehab RN and her chair of Cardiology are introducing WWAD into the greater Canton area. Thank you Krystine - we're on it.
Together, this is what we can do.
If it was just you and me, I'd say, "This is sweet! Let's go to Jeni's Ice Cream and celebrate!" But since, this is a "medical newsletter", I'll just say, "Together, this is what we can do."
Aren't the next few years going to be fun?