It happened immediately after dusk this past Sunday night. One of our more recognizable participants, 'Bob' was walking his dog (Pomeranian/Newfoundland mix) along the bike path. One of our newer, more enthusiastic walkers was driving by and recognized 'Pete'. He quickly became distressed. It was very concerning to 'Bob' that 'Pete' was getting exercise in a non-Walk with a Doc event. What followed was unfortunate.
In short, our newer walker 'Bob' was too emotional to be understood by the fine people at the Emergency Medical System (EMS). The dispatcher could only make out "Illegal", "heart attack", and "Scooby Doo". They apparently were obligated to send 4 hook and ladders, 2 paramedic squads, a slew of policemen, and a water rescue vehicle.
I caught this circus on the way home from my guitar lesson and curiosity got the best of me.
"What's going on officer?"
"The gentleman over there in the Lycra was concerned that the man with the dog was performing an illegal activity and called 911."
He looked down at my shirt. "Are you the Walk with the Duck guy? Would you mind straightening out this mess? It's probably your fault."
Gulp. "Thanks officer"
I found Bob on the sidewalk. His left arm extended, his index finger pointed right through Pete. The dozens of flashing lights were illuminating his face. It was a reddish-purple the depth of which I had never seen. He stood frozen next to a well-loved baby blue AMC Pacer straddling the curb.
"This was NOT in the newsletter! This was NOT in the newsletter OR the website (www.walkwithadoc.org)!!
I believe there is foam coming out of the right corner of his mouth. He doesn't appear concerned with this.
"He is out here slashing his risk for heart attack, stroke, cancer, diabetes, depression...
(Bob becomes tearful and is unable to talk for a moment)
just by walking his dog. He's getting rid of arthritis strengthening his memory, improving his self-esteem. Look at him - he thinks it's so easy! He's smiling?!! That SON OF A -----! (at this point I had to forcibly restrain Bob)
"Bob! Bob! Bob! - Eeeasy big fella. Pete is doing the right thing. He is taking initiative and making a better life for himself, his family, and quite honestly his dog."
"Hold on Bob, you can do the same thing. If you found the Fountain of Youth, wouldn't you go to it everyday? It's right here - this bike path we are standing on is our ticket to great health. We will live much longer, but more importantly, much better. Now what do you say we send the fire trucks home and go get a beer?"
"Not at all Bob. Not at all."
