Greetings!
The Walk with a Doc staff wishes to announce the opening of central Ohio's newest restaurant, Eat with a Doc! Just like you, Dr. David Sabgir, proprietor, has grown tired, and quite honestly, resentful of Fast Food Nation and its neglect on the health of our country - at least that's what he states.
The physicians of Walk with a Doc proclaim they want to be in control of what goes into their patient's mouths. They've now taken the matter into their own hands!
They've hired Chef Mike. Chef Mike was recently let go from north side eatery, What Are You Lookin' At ?! (due to various, unsubstantiated health code violations).
After the obligatory menu review from the Ohio Board of Health, Dr. Dave was approached by the Columbus Citizen Journal. An exerpt from the interview:
CJ: The menu you have created for Eat with a Doc has items such as: Chocolate Pork, Cheese Doughnut Burgers, Fried Beer, and Poutine - a dish truly only popular in Canada that consists of deep fried fries served with fresh cheese curds and topped with thick piping hot gravy sauce. Do you feel, as a physician, that this is responsible behavior? To my eyes, it appears you are trying to expedite trips to your cath lab.
Dr. Sabgir: First, let me say, I love your shoes Nancy. When we first started planning Eat with a Doc...oh dear, is that my pager? Nancy, will we be able to continue this terrific discussion tomorrow?
*Editor's note: This interview was begun on August 2nd. Since then, approximately a dozen attempts have been made to contact Dr. Sabgir via cell, pager, Facebook, Twitter, home, and business phone - all without response.