Rudolph, the IT manager
Had a ton of network woes.
His network was getting viruses
Corrupting files right under his nose.

All of the other workers
Used to download suspicious files.
They drove poor Rudolph crazy,
With help requests stretching out for miles

Then one foggy winter day
A telecom vendor came to say:
“Rudolph you can ease your plight.
Get TelePacific’s OneSecure tonight!”

Then all his problems were over.
OneSecure enhanced network security.
Breaches, viruses and spyware—
Those problems were all history!

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I have a little network
I care for it all day
And when at night I go home
My files are stored away!

Oh – R-E-M-O-Te-Stor
You keep my files secure
Each night you back my files up
And me you reassure!

In case there is an earthquake,
A flood, fire or extreme downpour
I know my files are nice and safe
And easy to restore!

Oh – R-E-M-O-Te-Stor
You keep my files secure
Each night you back my files up
And me you reassure!

From any place you want to
You can restore your docs
Just need a web connection
No need to even wear socks

Oh – R-E-M-O-Te-Stor
You keep my files secure
Each night you back my files up
And me you reassure!