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Ask Gandalf
Q&A With a Wise Old Bird
Hey, it's question and answer time and do I have some silly questions but brilliant answers as usual.
Dear Gandalf:
The people that feed me keep saying to "use my inside voice"....what in the world do they mean? Do you have different voices?
Signed, Confused
Dear Confused:
Of course I have different voices. Mine starts at loud, and then goes to louder and then right on to LOUDEST! Boy do I get attention when I turn up the volume.
As far as inside and outside who knows 'cause I never get outside, but I imagine that I'd use the same voices there too.
Dear Gandalf:
Do you wish you were a different kind (species) of bird?
Signed, Wishful
Dear Wishful:
WHAT? Silly question because I'm a blue and gold macaw and I couldn't possibly want to be anything else. What would I do with my beautiful feathers? How about you...do you wish to be anything else?
Wishful replied: I guess not but sometimes I'd like to be able to fly outside like those birdies do. They look like they are having so much fun going from tree to tree.
Gandalf replied: Yeah, but did you notice that they don't get regular meals like we do and it's really cold out there sometimes. Also they don't have toys to play with either or slaves to clean up after them. I'm happy where I am.
Ok, enough for now. I'm sure you all are enlightened enough for now so keep those questions coming to wiseoldbird@yahoo.com . As always I sign off with ARRRGGGGHHHHHHH and it's time for a nap.
I am waiting for YOUR questions! Send them to wiseoldbird@yahoo.com so I can amaze you with my answers.
Gandalf
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