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Ask Gandalf
Q&A With a Wise Old Bird
I know you are all excited to hear from me again!
Did you make New Year's Resolutions?
Of course birds do that also and usually keep them just about as long as you humans.
So I thought I'd share mine with you this year.
1. Pluck more feathers, mine and some belonging to others.
2. Eat more seed and ignore the veggies and fruit.
3. Get my human to buy more Birdie Britches Bird Toys, especially each new design that comes out!
4. Chase those little birds and nip a few when they get too close.
5. Look innocent no matter what.
6. Practice LOUDER just for fun.
7. Try to wake earlier in the morning and be even louder ... maybe I'll get better and faster service.
8. Won't let on that I really do like my human slave.
9. Won't let on that I really enjoy the company of my avian roommates.
10. Finish my newsletter article on time.
11. Don't let my human know that I really love my Incredi-Ball.
Ok, I'm exhausted with all this thinking and translating so back to my original thought....ARRRGGGGGGHHHHHH Send me your questions to wiseoldbird@yahoo.com so I can amaze you with my answers. See you next month. Gandalf The opinions expressed in this column are not necessarily those of this company, not necessarily those of the editor, and probably not necessary. 
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