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Ask Gandalf
Q&A With a Wise Old Bird
 Well, here I am for my first month as an authority on everything. I have 3 questions that were submitted to my email so here goes:
Q: Easter is coming and I want a chocolate bunny. Last year I almost got one but my slave caught me and took it away before I could even get one bite! What should I do?
Choco the Cockatiel
Gandalf: Dear Choco, stay away from chocolate.....it's bad for you. I saw one old bird get very sick from some chocolate. Don't eat avocados either, or coffee or booze. I would like to try booze because my slaves get really funny when they drink it.
Q: Dear Wise and Mighty Gandalf,
My name is Tater and my humans make me SOOOOOOOO ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They act like I am SO cute when I am yelling at them for doing everything wrong! It annoys me SO much!!!! AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! What do I do?
Angry Tater
Gandalf: Dear Tater,
You sure got my name right calling me wise and mighty.
Now as for your issue..... Just bite them! Hard! Then when you have their attention fly away to your cage to let them know you are disgusted with their actions and don't let them get near your cage.
Q: Dear Gandalf,
I am a beautiful Orange-Wing Amazon and I have discovered Decaffeinated coffee that my human drinks and I really like it! In fact, I like it more than homemade mashed potatoes! Is it okay for me?
Love, Ms. Casey Amazon
Gandalf: Dear Ms. Casey Amazon,
I'd stick with the mashed potatoes because ewwwww you don't want to drink out of the same cup as your slave, do you? Well, Decaf is ok but I don't like to take more than a couple of sips.
Phew! This is harder than I thought! So long until next month. Send your questions for next month to wiseoldbird@yahoo.com.
Bye for now, Arrrrrrrrr
Disclaimer: The information in this column is provided "AS IS" with no warranties and no promises. Feel free to disagree with me, but I reserve the right to bite when confronted in a negative manner. Gandalf
Disclaimer: The opinions expressed by Gandalf are his and his alone and do not necessarily express the opinions and views of Birdie Britches or any employee thereof. Ms. Britches

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