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1.) The classic:
Before you call this anti-american, remember that the Statue of Liberty is French and that a North American Grizzsharkbear can do whatever it wants. You would do the same if you could set metal on fire.
2.) The ultimate weapon:
Here we see the awesome power of nature. A bear wielding a still-living shark is perhaps the most dangerous weapon science has ever known. UNTIL WE CONSIDER...
3.) The MORE ultimate weapon:
Simply unstoppable. Also, it's clear this bear is a righty, which makes him valuable against lefty pitchers (lions).
4.) The Bearantino:
Here we see Mr. Brown about to slice the gills off of Mr. Grey. Originally cast as a shark, the cop in Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs had to be re-cast because he couldn't the the slow-mo walking scene.
5.) The Narcissist:
So vain. 100% true but still, have a little humility. This button does not represent the views of BearFight.
6.) Frighteningly real:
Imagine - You're on a camping trip, throwing the frisbee around, drinking a nice warm beer, minding your own business and then OUTOFFUCKINGNOWHEREBEARSHARK! Terrifying.
And finally...
7.) The Unholy Alliance:
If we were to assign BearFight members to this foursome here, Kevin would of course be the unicorn, Johnny is the big bear, Chris is the little bear but he has a flamethrower so he's still dangerous, and Paul is the shark because he wants to be a lawyer and is actually taking the bar exam next week which is why he didnt contribute to this email at all which is why it was sub par.
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