Closing Thoughts
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Irish Proverb
Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year. - Victor Borges

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. - Anonymous

You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger. - Robert Paul

Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven. - W.C. Fields
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. - Bernard Manning
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. - Phyllis Diller
The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. - Joan Rivers