We have all been there.  We have all thought about it.  But in reality, if you think too much about what someone might have done to your food at a restaruant, you might never go out.  So it's best to just to be kind to your waiter or waitress, because in the end they really hold the cards.

 

Howtogetyourfoodspitin.com is used to publish parts of the upcoming book "How To Get Your Food Spit In". The book is dedicated to anyone who has said "what a terrible waiter", anyone who has ever called a corporate restaurant's comment line to complain, anyone who has ever received free food, anyone who has ever demanded to sit in a booth over a table, Secret Shoppers, bad bosses every where, and most importantly everyone who hasn't worked in the restaurant industry. The author worked in a corporate chain steakhouse for seven years and has a LOT to say about it.  It's a pretty interesting read, complete with the Top Ten Things Never to Do in a Restaurant! (or you might get your food spit in!)
 

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