"My dog is suffering from a severe case of repressed hostility."
"What seems to be the problem?""I just told you. He's suffering from a severe case of repressed hostility."
"No, I mean, what is he doing?"
"He's repressing hostility! I'm a psychiatrist; I know these things."
Great. Here I've got Freud on the phone, and I lent out my last copy of the official English-to-Psychobabble translation book.
My mind raced, looking for a possible question that could elicit the answer I needed, and then I tried, "Sorry, doctor, I mean, in what behavioral response is this problem manifesting?" Read full article
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 SHALOM'S PICS
I'm not sure what Mom is thinking these days. I kinda got Dexter. Mom likes being scared and Dexter IS scarey.
And she keeps telling me the guy who plays House is really cute so I guess that's a good enough reason to watch that show.
But can someone please explain to me why she got so excited about The Great Food Truck Race? This was a show about a bunch of food trucks driving all over the country cooking and trying to win prizes.
Here's my point:
1. Mom hates driving
2. Mom doesn't cook
3. OK she likes to win things but there was no prize for yelling COME ON GRILL 'EM ALL so loud that I'm sure the whole neighborhood could hear her.
It was crazy. She got so nervous when they would announce who was going to have to go home. Really Mom? It's a TV show...even I know that reality TV is not that real.
Mom needs to get out of the house more.
Deep sigh and paws covering eyes.
Peace out,
Shalom
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