Celebrate Mom with Loyalty Vacation Homes
Mom Deserves a Vacation!
 
What better way to show the mom in your life that you appreciate her by treating her to a relaxing getaway, where she can sit pool side with a cool drink, sleep in or just take a break from everything she does on a daily basis?
 
Show her you care by surprising her with a fun filled vacation! She'll love Reunion Heights, a spacious 4 bedroom home with 2 king beds and 2 queen beds, a private pool and spa, and beautiful kitchen and bar.
 
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A Mother's Tear
 
When God was creating mothers, He was into His sixth day of "overtime" when an angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one."

And God said, "Have you read the specifications on this order? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic. Have 180 moveable parts....all replaceable. Run on black coffee and leftovers. Have a lap that disappears when she stands up. A kiss that can cure anything from a broken leg to a disappointed love affair. And, six pairs of hands." The angel shook her head slowly and said "Six pairs of hands....no way."

"It's not the hands that are causing me problems," said God, "It's the three pairs of eyes that mothers have to have.

"That's on the standard model?" asked the angel.

God nodded. "One pair that sees through closed doors when she asks, 'What are you kids doing in there?' when she already knows. Another here in the back of her head that sees what she shouldn't but what she has to know, and of course, the ones here in front that can look at a child when he goofs up and say, 'I understand and I love you', without so much as uttering a word."

"You should scrap it and start over." said the angel.

"I can't," said God, "I'm so close to creating something so close to myself. Already I have one who heals herself when she is sick...can feed a family of six on one pound of hamburger...and can get a nine-year-old to stand under a shower."

The angel circled the model of a mother very slowly. 
"It's too soft," she sighed.

"But tough," said God excitedly. "You cannot imagine what this mother can do or endure." 

"Can it think?" asked the angel.

"Not only think, but it can reason and compromise." 
said the Creator.

Finally, the angel bent over and ran her finger across the cheek. "There's a leak!" she pronounced. "I told you you're trying too put too much into this model."

"It's not a leak" said God "it's a tear."

"What's it for?" asked the angel.

"It's for joy, sadness, disappointment, pain, loneliness, and pride."

"You are a genius!" said the angel.

God looked somber and said softly ......"I didn't put it there." 
 
 

Book your reservation anytime during the month of May, and we'll have a beautiful bouquet of flowers waiting for you when you arrive.
 
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Facts about New Moms
 
  • Average age of new moms is 25, vs. 21 in 1970
  • 7,300 diaper changes by baby's 2nd birthday
  • Most popular birth month: July
  • Most popular birth day: Tuesday

 "The phrase 'working mother' is redundant"


Every time I complain to my mom that I'm bored, she tells me to go clean my room.
Joanna, age 13
You only have one mom, and you should take care of her.
Sean, age 12
 
 



I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the
item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
"Why?" my daughter asked.
"Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been,
it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and
asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," ...I was thinking quickly,"All moms know this stuff. It's on
the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was
evidently pondering this new information.
"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you
have to be the daddy"
"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my
heart.