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iAwareables Mother's Day Newsletter - May 2012
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Roger P. Freeman, D.D.S., Editor   roger@iawareables.com
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Dear friends and colleagues,

Biotoon 

Happy Moms Day"Mothers are all slightly insane." -J.D. Salinger. Maybe a little overstated...but then again, if you think back,....maybe not!   And as Groucho once said, "If evolution really works, how come Moms only have two hands?!" We'd all agree...Moms are pretty special (we've got one coming up on 94!) - so why not consider a silky Awareables accessory to show some spontaneous appreciation? Lucky for us all, it's never to late to start behaving. So if you *are* a Mom, cheers to you; and if you *know* one, lay it on!

 

              

We invite you to visit the IA Showroom: A very cool bird's eye view of the complete Awareables necktie and scarf collection, past and present. 

http://www.iawareables.com/shopping/neckties_showroom.htm  


MOM POWER!
1. GERMS ON A PLANE
2. SILKY SUGGESTIONS FOR A HAPPY MOM
3. THE WISDOM OF DAME EDNA
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1. GERMS ON A PLANE
A Mom's Battle Plan
 

Here are a few tidbits for the Chief to consider when "transporting" the little incubators. While we do look for a balance between caution and paranoia, we also believe that a little prevention couldn't hurt.  

  1. Use a hand sanitizer when entering (and leaving) cabin. These products are typically substantive, i.e. they remain effective for quite some time. 
  2. Consider that the infectious "hot zone" around your seat is probably about two seats in all directions. A hacker at the back will not likely be a threat. 
  3. Direct the air vent to flow in front to deflect incoming bio-missles.
  4. Use disinfectant wipes on tray tables, arm rests. Remember, the term "disinfecting" is loosely bandied about. Real disinfection is a considerably more complex procedure. 
  5. Do not - repeat - do not put hands or transferable items into the back seat pocket. Don't even try to imagine what else has been in there.

And here's a hysterical one: keep hands, and those of your children away from the face. Shouldn't be a problem.

 

When all else fails, just hope your immune system has been hardened by all those 24/7 runny noses and endless car pools.   Then get out the aspirin.

 
2. SILKY SUGGESTIONS FOR A HAPPY MOM   
"If mom ain't happy, ain't no one happy!
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3. THE WISDOM OF DAME EDNA

We're not really sure why, but the following insight from Dame Edna tickled a funny bone.  Should we be worried?

 

"My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia." - Dame Edna Everage

 

 



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Father's Day coming up. Now there's a day we can *relate* to!

 

 

 

 

 

Awareably yours,

 

RPF

 

Roger P. Freeman, D.D.S. and the IA Team

 

 

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