Roger P. Freeman, D.D.S., Editor roger@iawareables.com
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 To our friends and colleagues,
Finding it hard to get your festive on this holiday season? Talk of debt ceilings, taxes, occupations, jobbings and small nuclear wars weighing on you a little more than usual? Well, as celebrity deep-thinker, Cher, once said, "GET OVER IT!" And she's right! 'Tis season to cork up the glum, and just enjoy the one time a year when folks really do make a stab at "good cheer." As usual, the jury's out on whether you've been good or bad, but luck be with you, Santa is always open to negotiation. So promise to be good in 2012, and we suspect you'll get that fruitcake, after all 
Visit the IA Elfshop for the complete gallery of holiday gift choices. And if you like it, be sure to "like" us on Facebook.
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1. HOLIDAY GREETINGS, 2011
| SCIENCE ON SILK
"Start the Conversation" with topical, educational and imminently wearable IA neckwear!  See Neckties Here.
See Scarves Here. |
2. SHIPPING ALERTS FOR THE HOLIDAYS
| A POOPED REINDEER IS NOT A TIMELY REINDEER
Our hybrid (electric under development) antler pals are poised for timely rooftop delivery, but will likely be too aerobically-challenged after:
Monday, 12/19. Last day for First Class/Priority US Mail. Procrastinate with caution.
Tuesday, 12/20. Last day for Fed Express 2-3 Day
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3. PERSONALIZED GIFT CERTIFICATES
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TOPICALLY TENTATIVE? BACTERIALLY OR VIRALLY VAGUE ?
 No worries! We've got you covered for a great gift of your recipient's choosing - and,
along with your holiday greetings, we'll use special elf-energy to customize.
Click the image or here to see more.
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| 4. GIANT MICROBES ® | PLUSHINESS OF PATHOGENIC PERSUASION
Infectious fun, the perfect stocking stuffers. The colorful labels feature microscopic images and detailed descriptions - great learning tools for young and old, alike. Here are just a few of the cuddlies that socialize best in plushy form. |
5. "GERM FREAK'S GUIDE...
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...TO OUTWITTING COLDS AND FLU"
Another great stuffer - common sense info for the great exposed. Non-prescription, front of counter, no antihistimic rebound, guaranteed!
Click image or here to read more.
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6. CHARITYNAVIGATOR DOT ORG
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A valuable website to help you give it away with confidence. Identify the non-profit charities that ensure your contributions go towards the programs, services and mission you intend.
www.charitynavigator.org
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"Just kidding."
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FROM THE IA ELFDOM, DEEP IN CALIFORNIA, WHERE TINY, TINY FEET SCAMPER ABOUT TO SATISFY YOUR EVERY GIFTING NEED .....HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL, AND TO ALL, A SAFE, HEALTHY AND BOUNTIFUL NEW YEAR. Awareably yours,
RPF
Roger P. Freeman, D.D.S. and the IA Team
Copyright 2011 Infectious Awareables, Inc.
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