Roger P. Freeman, D.D.S., Editor roger@iawareables.com
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Dear friends and colleagues,
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum to one and all this hopeful holiday season! (Waterboarding for an underage drummer, anyone?) With typical IA deepness, we offer the following crassly-commercial thought for the season: As a wise shopper once said, "I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness!" Ah, the spirit of the season! Be good in 2011, we suspect you're on the cusp for 2010. 
Visit the IA Showroom: A very cool snapshot of the complete Awareables necktie and scarf collection, past and present. www.iawareables.com/servlet/-strse-Neckties/Categories
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1. HOLIDAY GREETINGS, 2010
| SCIENCE ON SILK 
See Neckties Here. See Scarves Here.
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2. SHIPPING ALERTS FOR THE HOLIDAYS
| DO NOT TRUST A POOPED REINDEER
Our hybrid reindeer are poised for timely rooftop delivery, but will likely be too aerobically-challenged to make the kringly deadline after:
Friday, 12/17. Last day for First Class/Priority US Mail
Tuesday, 12/21. Last day for Fed Express 2-3 Day
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3. PERSONALIZED GIFT CERTIFICATES
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| 4. GIANT MICROBES ® | PLUSHINESS OF PATHOGENIC PERSUASION
Great stocking stuffers. The colorful labels provide microscopic pics and detailed descriptions - great learning tools for young and old, alike. Here are just a few of the cuddlies you're best advised to face in plushy form. |
5. "GERM FREAK'S GUIDE...
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...TO OUTWITTING COLDS AND FLU"

Another great stuffer, for concerned grown ups, safe for children, too. Non-prescription, front of counter, guaranteed no antihistimic rebound!
Click image or here to read more.
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6. BIONOTES: WRITE SOMETHING...REALLY!
| EXPERIENCE LIFE BEFORE TEXTING

Grab your plume, connect on hard copy. No batteries or blue teeth (or gums) required. Six designs, combo or mix and match.
Click image or here to see more.
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7. CHARITYNAVIGATOR DOT ORG
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A great website to help you give it away with confidence. Identify the non-profit charities that see to it your contributions go where you intend them - towards program services and mission.
www.charitynavigator.org
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 FROM OUR WORKSHOP, WHERE THE ELVES NEVER REST, TO WHEREVER IT IS YOU CALL "HOME, SWEET HOME," HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL, AND TO ALL, A SAFE, HEALTHY AND BOUNTIFUL NEW YEAR.
Awareably yours,
RPF Roger P. Freeman, D.D.S. and the IA Team
Copyright 2010 Infectious Awareables, Inc. Please feel free to pass this Ezine along to your friends. All we ask is that you keep it intact and forward it in its entirety.
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Email: roger@iawareables.com Phone: 818.990.6264 Web: www.iawareables.com
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