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December 2008 www.iAwareables.com
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Dear friends and colleagues,
BEHOLD...the eagerly awaited, potentially annoying, crassly-commercial IA Gift Edition '08. We do have a special offer this year: with purchase of any of our Awareably-edged items, we will consider bailing out your bank, your car dealer, your insurance company, maybe even your basement! Okay, so while 2008 does not promise to be the most festive of holiday seasons, that's no excuse to grinch up on the ones who really matter. Get over the pall, avoid the mall - think INFECTIOUS AWAREABLES for one and for all. |
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1. FUNGAL FESTIVENESS
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Here's a Petri-sized holiday greeting from our pal and contributor, Dr. Niall Hamilton, Auckland, New Zealand - healer, fungus whisperer and artisan. Candida at its most creative!
Are you feeling the Mold? Remediate in style with our Mold/Fungi necktie and scarf designs, also based on images supplied by Dr. Hamilton. One of this year's most popular patterns. Candida Snowman
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3. HOLIDAY SHIPPING ALERT
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We same-day ship all orders received before noon PST. P.M. orders may be shipped same day or first thing next A.M. Here are suggested deadlines for the Thursday, Dec 25 target date: Standard (Priority) mail: Thursday, Dec 18. Items shipped later may arrive timely, but your guess is as good as ours. Express 2-3 Day: Friday, Dec 19. Depends on the Feds. All dates are subject to Claus-outs, inclementcies, reindeer revolt and all the usual excuses! Get on top of this gift-giving thing - dawdling breeds disappointment!
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4. 2008 POSTER CHILD PATHOGEN
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Every few years, it seems we're "treated" to another emergent nightmare. As in . . . HIV >> Ebola >> SARS >> W.Nile >> Avian Flu >> MRSA >> and now, our current hospital trendsetter. . .C. difficile
Clostridium difficile is one spore you do NOT want working its charms on you next hospital visit. Rough on the GI, even tougher to kill - but no worries if you Four-in-hand or Windsor up with this styling, dramatic design.
Clostridium difficile
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5. GIANT MICROBES�
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Great stocking stuffers and more fun than
you'll likely admit. The colorful labels
feature microscopic pics and detailed
descriptions - great learning tools for young
and old, alike. These are just a few of the
characters we tend to socialize with. See
`em here.
Dust Mite ~ Giardia ~ Neuron ~ Flu ~ Scum
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6. GERM FREAK'S GUIDE
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Colds made clever, antihistimically preventive.
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7. "BE SAFE" BOXERS
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Comfy underlings with a universal message. |
8. BIONOTES: WRITE SOMETHING SPECIAL
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It's like riding a bike. Six designs, pick 'em.
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9. PERSONALIZED GIFT CERTS
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Conflicted? Uncertainty breeds...well, you know. IA to the rescue. We can customize a very kool certificate at your kommand.
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UNTIL SPRING GETS SPRUNG, MAY YOUR HALLS BE DECKED WITH WHATEVER YOU'D LIKE THEM TO BE DECKED WITH! HERE'S TO SLEDS FULL OF GOOD THINGS FOR YOU AND YOURS - A SAFE, PEACEFUL AND BOUNTIFUL 2009 TO ALL.
Awareably yours,
RPF Roger P. Freeman, D.D.S. and the IA Team
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