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Infectious Awareables Gift Edition Newsletter

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December 2008
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Dear friends and colleagues,

BEHOLD...the eagerly awaited, potentially annoying, crassly-commercial IA Gift Edition '08.  We do have a special offer this year: with purchase of any of our Awareably-edged items, we will consider bailing out your bank, your car dealer, your insurance company, maybe even your basement!  Okay, so while 2008 does not promise to be the most festive of holiday seasons, that's no excuse to grinch up on the oSmileynes who really matter.   Get over the pall, avoid the mall - think INFECTIOUS AWAREABLES for one and for all.
HOLIDAY GIFT EDITION
1. FUNGAL FESTIVENESS
2. SCIENCE ON SILK
3. HOLIDAY SHIPPING ALERT
4. 2008 POSTER CHILD PATHOGEN
5. GIANT MICROBES
6. GERM FREAK'S GUIDE
7. "BE SAFE" BOXERS
8. BIONOTES
9. PERSONALIZED GIFT CERTS
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1. FUNGAL FESTIVENESS
PetriSnowmanHere's a Petri-sized holiday greeting from our pal and contributor, Dr. Niall Hamilton, Auckland, New Zealand - healer, fungus whisperer and artisan.  Candida at its most creative!

Mold-FungiAre you feeling the Mold?  Remediate in style with our Mold/Fungi necktie and scarf designs, also based on images supplied by Dr. Hamilton.  One of this year's most popular patterns.


Candida Snowman

 
 Mold-Fungi-ScarfMold-Fungi-ScarfDetail              Mold-Fungi-Tie









Mold/Fungi Scarf
            Mold/Fungi Tie

2. SCIENCE ON SILK
Anthrax    Avian-Flu    Testosterone    HPV
EColi    Climate-Change    BioHazard    Antibodies

Just a few of the creative designs in our microbial manger.  We've got you covered!

For a global look at the entire IA Kringle-ogue, navigate Blitzen and buds here.  For the more genderly specific,  hi-ho your way over to the TIE  and SCARF SHOWROOMS. 
3. HOLIDAY SHIPPING ALERT
We same-day ship all orders received before noon PST.  P.M. orders may be shipped same day or first thing next A.M.  Here are suggested deadlines for the Thursday, Dec 25 target date:
 
Standard (Priority) mail: Thursday, Dec 18.  Items shipped later may arrive timely, but your guess is as good as ours.
 
Express 2-3 Day:  Friday, Dec 19.  Depends on the Feds.
 
All dates are subject to Claus-outs, inclementcies, reindeer revolt and all the usual excuses!  Get on top of this gift-giving thing - dawdling breeds disappointment!
4. 2008 POSTER CHILD PATHOGEN
CDifficileEvery few years, it seems we're "treated" to another emergent nightmare.  As in . . .  HIV  >> Ebola >> SARS >> W.Nile >> Avian Flu >> MRSA >> and now, our current hospital trendsetter. . .C. difficile

Clostridium difficile is one spore you do NOT want working its charms on you next hospital visit.  Rough on the GI, even tougher to kill - but no worries if you Four-in-hand   or Windsor up with this styling, dramatic design. 


Clostridium difficile
5. GIANT MICROBES�
GiantMicrobesGreat stocking stuffers and more fun than you'll likely admit. The colorful labels feature microscopic pics and detailed descriptions - great learning tools for young and old, alike. These are just a few of the characters we tend to socialize with. See `em here.

Dust Mite   ~   Giardia   ~  Neuron   ~   Flu   ~   Scum
6. GERM FREAK'S GUIDE
GermFreaksGuideColds made clever, antihistimically preventive.
7. "BE SAFE" BOXERS
AnthraxComfy underlings with a universal message.
8. BIONOTES:  WRITE SOMETHING SPECIAL
BioNotesIt's like riding a bike.  Six designs, pick 'em.

9. PERSONALIZED GIFT CERTS
AnthraxConflicted?  Uncertainty breeds...well, you know.  IA to the rescue.  We can customize a very kool certificate at your kommand.

UNTIL SPRING GETS SPRUNG, MAY YOUR HALLS BE DECKED WITH WHATEVER YOU'D LIKE THEM TO BE DECKED WITH!  HERE'S TO SLEDS FULL OF GOOD THINGS FOR YOU AND YOURS - A SAFE, PEACEFUL AND BOUNTIFUL 2009 TO ALL.

Awareably yours,

RPF
Roger P. Freeman, D.D.S. and the IA Team

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