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Dear friends and colleagues,
'Tis time, once again, for our annual
crassly-commercial gift edition. HARK! Could
that be Santa's hummer screeching to a stop
outside the Awareables' pole? The
shopping clock doth tick for youth and yorth,
so dawdle not lest ye be dawdled. No need to
rev up the hybrid reindeer for that
inconvenient trip to the mall - think
INFECTIOUS
AWAREABLES for evergreen gifts that
crackle with the spirit of the holidays.
2. SHIPPING ALERTS FOR HOLIDAYS
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Do not dawdle with these Dates!
Monday, 12/17. Last day for First
Class/Priority US Mail
Wednesday, 12/19. Last day for Fed Express 2-Day
Sorry, no guarantees on last minute
deliveries. The usual excuses: weather, elf
strikes, reindeer spongiform, battery
failure, limited chimney access. You know
the drill.
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3. HAVE A (HEALTHY) HEART
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HEARTHEALTH! Our newest design.
Coincidentally, most everyone we know has
one! What could be more thoughtful than a
gift reminder of the importance of a "healthy
pump and patent pipes?" Featuring healthy and
unhealthy (atherosclerotic) vessels in
striated muscle, accurately fashionable
"notice" that good health doesn't abide by
any calendar.
HEARTHEALTH TIES
HEARTHEALTH SCARVES
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4. STEM CELLS: A SEASON OF PROMISE
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The perfect time for news that scientists in
Kyoto and at U. of Wisconsin have been able
to reprogram human skin cells into their
embryonic counterparts. An
end to the ethical debates and political
wrangling? Time will tell, but the future
looks encouraging. We can't guarantee you
new body parts just yet - but we CAN wrap you
in colorful, silken Stem Cells on demand and
- the best part - ON SALE!
STEM
CELL TIES
STEM CELL SCARVES
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5. GIANT MICROBES - PLUSH PALS
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Dust Mite ~ Giardia ~ Neuron ~ Flu ~
Scum |
Great stocking stuffers and more fun than
you'll likely admit. The colorful labels
feature microscopic pics and detailed
descriptions - great learning tools for young
and old, alike. These are just a few of the
characters we tend to socialize with. See
`em here.
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6. GERM FREAK'S GUIDE
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TO OUTWITTING COLDS AND FLU
Another timely and informative stuffer -
guaranteed no antihistimic rebound!
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7. BIONOTES: SURPRISE SOMEONE (MAYBE YOU)
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ACTUALLY WRITE SOMETHING!
Reach out and connect on hard
copy - no
batteries or blue teeth required.
Six designs, you pick the combo.
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8. PERSONALIZED GIFT CERTIFICATES
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Plagued by uncertainty? Let your Giftee make
the choice. We can customize at your command.
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9. DONT FORGET: CHARITYNAVIGATOR DOT ORG
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A great website to help you give it away with
confidence. Over 4 million donors used the
site in 2006 as a means of researching
reliable organizations for their contribution
dollars.
www.charitynavigator.org
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UNTIL THE IDES OF SPRING, MAY YOUR SLEIGHS
BE FULL OF ALL GOOD THINGS...AND MAY GOOD
CHEER, GOOD HEALTH (OKAY, AND RUDOLF TOO)
LIGHT YOUR WAY TO A BOUNTIFUL, PROSPEROUS 2008!
Awareably yours,
RPF Roger P. Freeman, D.D.S. and the IA Team
Copyright 2007 Infectious Awareables, Inc. Please feel free to pass this Ezine along to your friends. All we ask is that you keep it intact and forward it in its entirety. NOTICE: To subscribe to the IA newsletter: www.iawareables.com/a_main.htm
Phone:
818.990.6264
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